Make me laugh.

[slj0101]

I'm feeling kind of down today, and I need a laugh.

Warning- I'm a tough crowd.

[taterguy]

1. What, you think I'm here to amuse you?

Guess again

[slj0101]

2. ....

:(

[taterguy]

4. You are tough

But no match for this

[SarahB]

6. My chicken beats your duck!

[slj0101]

9. ...

:(

[taterguy]

13. You can't be serious

Your chicken is just a soul-less creation of some animator with too much time on their hands.

My duck is a living breathing comedy genius. A master of impressions spawned from the vivid imagination of Paul Schrader.

[GirlinContempt]

3. Can you see a video with sound?

Is that acceptable in your location?

[slj0101]

5. Not with sound.

Sorry.

[GirlinContempt]

7. Bleh.

No good then.

[slj0101]

8. ...

:(

[GirlinContempt]

10. Well, for the future

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/tribute/

[GirlinContempt]

11. Tough...

[slj0101]

12. Cute. It would make a good valentine.

:(

[GirlinContempt]

24. Uh huh

[dolo amber]

14. If this doesn't work, I'm afraid there's no hope

Huh? Huh? :D :rofl:

[slj0101]

15. Tee Hee. Heh.

...

:(

[edbermac]

16. A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms...

"What size?" asks the clerk?

"Gee, I don't know."

"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the
crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and
leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays,
and leaves.

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't
know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him
and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"

:rofl:

[slj0101]

17. ...

:(

[dropkickpa]

18. here ya go

Yes, I have a lot of Hoff pictures on photobucket. I have even more saved in a folder at home. Yes, I love the Hoff.

[slj0101]

19. Hasselhoff.

...

:(

[Deep13]

20. What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?

Its ass.

[slj0101]

21. Eww. Poor bug.

:(

[stuntcat]

34. LOL!!!

dammit I just did my eyelashes, now I'm a mess thanks :rofl:

[Chan790]

22. Well I find this kinda funny...

As bad as things get...I do have one thing to look-up about.

You'll appreciate this.








































I'll never have to face Sid The Kid in a shootout.

[slj0101]

23. Cool.

:(

[blueraven95]

25. maybe not a laugh

but I find this generally helps when I'm feeling down.

http://www.webworksllc.com/I_Like_You.cfm

[slj0101]

26. Cute.

:(

[ThomCat]

27. Wow. You really are a tough crowd.

:(

How about if we find your boss, staple him/her to a chair, and leave power point slides projecting on the wall for a day or two, writen in corporate-speak.

Would that cheer you up? :P

[slj0101]

28. I like my boss. I think he may actually lurk on DU.

:(

[Chan790]

29. ...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

30. pirate look at 50 called me the "queen of the lounge"...i thought that was funny

:P

sorry you feel under the weather :hug:

[slj0101]

36. Thank you.

:hug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

31. dupe

[La Lioness Priyanka]

32. dupe

[Chan790]

33. Dick Cheney...Assassin Superstar?

[slj0101]

35. I'm scared. Make it stop.

:(

[Zuiderelle]

37. Aaahhh

[slj0101]

38. You win.

:rofl:

the juxtaposition of the pic with your understated "Ahh" was the winning combination! :D

[Zuiderelle]

39. I'm honored.

:D

[Evoman]

40. Ooppps