**** Nominate yourself for your own OFFICIAL LOUNGE STATUS *****

[La Lioness Priyanka]

I am Official Lounger with the Largest Gay Male Harem.

[Debi]

1. I am the Lounge's Official Iowan

As you can see by my sig line ;)

[hfojvt]

54. What sigline? you're not wearing any sigs that I can see

Bushwentawol has a Hawkeye icon

I lived there, but there's no way I would claim that. I wouldn't claim Kansas either since I have only been here 5.4 years. Plus, thanks to Thomas Frank and our state school board (but mostly Thomas Frank) Kansan has become another word for 'backwards a$$ed moran'.

[Debi]

56. Darn sig lines are turned off right now...

I'm the Hospitality Director for the Iowa DU Forum (and my title comes with a recommendation from a fellow Iowa-DUer and has not been challenged by any other Iowa DUers so I claim my title through squatters rights...or whatever...:7).

I was a Montanan for 16 years and have been an Iowan for 20, so I believe that makes me an official Iowan :shrug:

:hi:

[Writer]

2. I am Writer the Official Lounge Drifter. n/t

[hfojvt]

55. A drifter? Just blowing in the wind?

"Just as wherever there is a lull in the wind a drift springs up, so too, whenever there is a little lull in the truth, an institution is formed." Emerson

[Writer]

69. Oooh. Emerson! One of my faves.

And how we love to blame institutions for the inadequacies in ourselves as (little d) democrats.

[swag]

3. I am Official Lounge Roller Derby Fanboy.

[LaraMN]

4. Official Bootstitute

:P

[LSK]

5. I am the Lounges official Ambassador of Brazilian

Jokes

[Hugin]

6. Psst...

This would be the time to post it.

So, post it don't boast it! :rofl:

[LSK]

8. post what?

:D

[Hugin]

9. !

That thing you post when you post those things.

[LSK]

10. you mean this?

This guy from Sao Paulo goes to Lisbon. It's Friday and he wants to buy a book but does not have enough money on him. He asks in the hotel:
" Will the shops close tomorrow?"
" No", he was told.

Next day he goes to three or four bookshops and finds them all closed. Back in the hotel he remonstrates with the receptionist:

" You told me the shops here would not shut on Saturday."

" Of course I did. They shut on Friday evening !"

:shrug:

[Hugin]

11. Hmm... Close, but, I don't think so.

:rofl:

[LSK]

12. I didnt say I was good at it

:D


























Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Hugin]

13. Well, I'm sure it took a moment to search through your extensive catalog of Brazilian Jokes.

There must be a brazillion of them. :rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. I am the Official Lounge Welcomer and Greeter!

[u4ic]

14. I think everyone knows who I am

:P

[Guava Jelly]

17. The lounge****Hasenpfeffer**** Junkie

:P

[Manifestor_of_Light]

18. Wasn't that the guy that was shot down on a secret mission to Nicaragua for Iran/Contra?

[Guava Jelly]

20. It's Sour Rabbit Stew

:silly:

[u4ic]

41. Outed!

x(




(of course we go to level 2 and my sig line is gone now...)

[Guava Jelly]

68. The sour rabbit stew sig line..

:):crazy:

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. I am the official Lounge Source of All That Is Mephitic and Odburate

[Guava Jelly]

16. I am the ****OFFICIAL LOUNGE Mooner!!****

:D

[Debi]

22. Don't I know it!

:wow:

[Guava Jelly]

23. Have i mooned you??

I lose track :rofl:

[Debi]

26. By PM no less

It was a private showing of (what I hear is) a VERY public photo!!! :P

[Guava Jelly]

75. Aint I a stinker

:evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

19. this is easy

I am the "Official Lounge Gods Gift Gift To Women"

[NMDemDist2]

21. *** I am the Official VOICE OF REASON (and cluelessness) Lounge Loser*****

:rofl:

[Burma Jones]

24. I am the Official Lounge Dad

Because I said so.

[NewWaveChick1981]

25. I nominate myself as The Naughtiest Girl in the Lounge.

:hi: ;) If I were to prove it online, I'd get banned. :evilgrin:

[Debi]

27. Oh, man, I totally second that!!

At least you didn't provide photos with your post :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

28. ROFL!

I could have, you know. :P :rofl: :hi:

[Debi]

37. Yep!

But it's not Friday and I'm guessing you're sober..:shrug:

[Guava Jelly]

74. You are the Naughtiest of the Naughty

And you are nice as hell to boot..
I miss the Naughty g_rl threads..They were so fun
:loveya:

[NewJeffCT]

29. I think you could have a straight male harem if you so desired...

alas, it's not to be.

[NewJeffCT]

30. I have no idea what I'd be

Lounge Ghost?

Lounge Jerk?

[MissMillie]

31. I nominate myself the Official Lounge Redhead

[hfojvt]

49. might be fierce competition there

with Seattlegirl and Heidi.

[MissMillie]

52. don't I get extra points for being the first to say it?

:shrug:

[Aristus]

32. I am the Official Lounge Voice Of The Muppets.

...




...big distinction... B-)

[Phentex]

33. Hostess of the Circus Peanut Gallery...Peeps eaters welcome!

The seats in the front are for the 3 people who admit to eating circus peanuts. :hi:

[Kerrytravelers]

34. I am the Official Lounge Representative for Pitter-pat.

[supernova]

35. I'm the Official Lounge Loner

I fly solo usually, but occasionally take tandem trips with the right person. :D

[Debi]

38. So, how are you different from the Official Lounge Drifter? n/t

[supernova]

45. I just wander in my mind

I have a permanent address. :shrug:

[Debi]

50. I see, that takes less gas money or bus fare, huh?! n/t

[supernova]

60. Trips are amazing

and the price can't be beat! :rofl: :D

[hfojvt]

47. This means we need to be worried

about your gun collection :scared:

[supernova]

61. 50-yo cap gun

in the bottom of the closet some where, does that count?

[NightWatcher]

36. I nominate myself for the Official AM Beer Taster

[Starbucks Anarchist]

39. I am the Official Lounge Toothpaste Salesman.

:D

[qanda]

40. I am *the* Official Lounge Thread Killer

[HEyHEY]

42. Biggest "little stinker"

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

43. I am the Official Despise Bush With The Heat Of A Million Suns Lounger

And I don't like it that I am able to hate so hard, but there it is.

[philosophie_en_rose]

44. I am the Official Lounge Obnoxious French Stereotype

Challenge me and I shall taunt you again!

:P

[Debi]

51. Ahem...

[philosophie_en_rose]

57. Feh. You couldn't beat an artichoke!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5V58C-0Jdo

[Debi]

58. Hahahahahaha

:rofl:

Here's this pic, only b/c it's all I can find on short notice

[BarenakedLady]

46. The Official Bare Naked Lady, of course!

Every lounge needs one.

[taterguy]

63. Not until you provide photographic proof

I'm sorry. Those are the rules.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

48. I am the Lounge Culture Czar. And the Lounge Big Bitch

My handle means "big lady dog" in Espanol.

[azmouse]

53. I am the Official Lounge Rodent

<:3)~~~~

[rug]

59. I nominate myself for Exchequer of The Lounge.

[ThomCat]

94. Does that mean that we pay taxes to be here?

:shrug:

[taterguy]

62. Enigma

Why is he smoking and riding a bike?

What thoughts are going through his head.

Deep thoughts man.

Deep thoughts.

[enigmatic]

99. Hey man, you stole my title!

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

64. I got nothin' ...

:cry:

[aljones]

65. I am the Lounger who always wants Matcom to open the bar!!

Woo Woo anyone?

Smile Aly

[tigereye]

82. mm, it's been a long time since I've seen a bar thread

but it's been a while since I've been in here.

I am officially missing in action from the lounge since I became a mod and have little time to spend here! :(

[lildreamer316]

66. Well that's just too obvious. I am the Official Lounge Stripper..(Exotic Entertainer??)

Hee hee.

[edbermac]

72. Pics, pics, pics!!

I'm the Official Lounge Voyeur. ;)

[Haole Girl]

67. GBCW Princess

Yeah, that would be fitting, for me.

Now, if someday, I could just do it...

leave, that is.

[SPKrazy]

90. Good Bye

Cruel World?

is that GBCW?

:(

that would be truly terrible, truly.

maybe i'm the wrong person to say that to you, but it would.

some days i know how ya feel though!-editing to correct to I don't know how you feel, i feel the sense of goodbye cruel world myself some days. but i have no idea how you feel.

[texas1928]

70. I am the Official Most Ignored Person in the Lounge.

[ThomCat]

95. I could comment on that,

but I'm ignoring you. :P

[texas1928]

103. Figures...

SIGH

[ThomCat]

106. Aww....

Now I feel guilty, and I'm not even really ignoring you. :cry:

Puppy dog eyes will do it every time. :)

[wildhorses]

71. i am the wildhorses, officially stampeding through on occasion

:kick:

[edbermac]

73. Who's the Official Lounge Sex Fiend?

Yeah, I know...it's everybody.:blush:

[jonnyblitz]

76. I am the official lounge "bitter old queen" or whatever it was

I was called that night by what's her name. :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

79. you mean you are the least dramatic hottest gay man ever?

:hi:

[BuelahWitch]

77. I am the Official Louge Charlie Chaplin Fan

Toured his studio twice, met one of his daughters and three of his grandkids are friends on MySpace.

[yvr girl]

78. Once upon a time, I was the Biggest Flirt

Seriously. Not so much anymore. I don't think I'm around enough anymore to have an official status.

[jonnyblitz]

83. I notice your absence.

:hi:

[yvr girl]

87. Awww

Thanks.

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

80. The official

:shrug:

you tell me

[BuelahWitch]

84. I think you're the Official Shurg Smilie Guy

'cause this is always in your posts :shrug: :shrug:

[SPKrazy]

85. ...

:shrug:

my son shrugs just like that d00d and it cracks me up to see the smilie shrug

:shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

and they all do it in unison.

except Ptah, he has a way of making them do it different.

i'm too lazy to figure it out, but i suspect he has some in photobucket and the ones here and they shrug at different intervals.

but then again, he makes gray warrior's duck spin circles

he is kinda like a magician i guess :rofl:

:hi:

[judaspriestess]

81. I am the official priestess

:)

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

86. Official Lounge Boohbah n/t

[otherlander]

88. I shall be the Lounge's Official Flower Child in Exile.

[In_The_Wind]

89. I am The Wanderer.

A few of my friends will start every phone conversation by asking "Where are you?"

[RetroLounge]

91. Official Lounge Bookseller?

:shrug:

www.xenithbooksellers.com

:hi:

RL

[ThomCat]

97. I think you have that one nailed down.

:)

[Hugin]

92. *** Offical Lounge Thread Spelunker ***

:D

[cwydro]

110. omg

I used to go caving all the time when I was in college!:hi:

[Hugin]

113. Well, now you can do it here in the Lounge!

:hi:

[cwydro]

93. I am the Official Southernmost Lounger.

Also the Lounger Officially Wasting Away in Margaritaville.:toast:

[Beer Snob-50]

96. I am the official Lounge porn star nt

[ThomCat]

98. I think that requires some evidence.

:)

[Beer Snob-50]

104. Look up the classic movie

Doctor Yank-um and Tilly trench that's me!

:P

[ThomCat]

107. Um, I'll wait until I'm not at work to google those.

:P

[Deep13]

100. His holiness, the Lounge Earl of Tedium

Yes, yes, all praise be to me. :hi:

[SOteric]

101. I am the Official Lounger with an Actual Life Which Takes Her Away from the Keyboard.

[BuelahWitch]

105. Away from the keyboard! Gaaaah!! Kill me now!

:scared: :rofl:

[scarlet_owl]

102. I'd like to be the official Lounge storyteller.

[Liberalynn]

108. Offical Member of the Pop Culture Study Group

I am by nature a follower not a leader. LOL.

[Name removed]

109. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Hugin]

112. OMG! Look it's Crim son! Oooo!

*swoon*

*faint*

*hands up book for autograph*

*faints again*

*hands up pen for autograph*

*faints again*

*says* "Make it out to... 'Prag, the nicest guy I know. Thanks.'"

*faints again*

[crim son]

114. At least you show the proper deference.

:rofl:

[Hugin]

115. ...

Um... I need that pen back if you don't mind. ;)

Thanks.

:thumbsup:

[SKKY]

111. ****The Lounge Ambassador to Spain*****

[NC_Nurse]

116. Official Lounge Wallflower

:)

[Danger Mouse]

117. **** I am, of course, the Official LOSER KING of the Lounge ****

If you disagree, my loyal minions kajsa, deepthought, SPK, kagehime, and wild horses will soon put you to death by slow boiling in oil.

[fizzgig]

118. damn man

took you long enough to get to this thread.

oh, and i'm just a minion, am i? i think my king is forgetting his place :P

[Danger Mouse]

121. I think my lowly minion is forgetting HER place.

:D

[Joe Fields]

119. I nominate myself for resident snarky curmudgeon

[greatauntoftriplets]

120. I am the official Lounge...

greatauntoftriplets who is acquiring three more greats (two nephews, one niece) at one time again, since my nephew is marrying his girlfriend who is a divorced mother of three.

:crazy: