AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

[Kali]

> AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
>
> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup
> of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be
> almost instantly removed.
>
>
> 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
> someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>
> 3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat
> just by using the sink.
>
> 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
> for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember
> to use an egg timer.
>
>
> 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you
> from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.
>
>
> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you
> will be afraid to cough.
>
>
> 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
> forget all about the toothache.
>
> 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
are:
> In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't
> move but should, use the WD-40. If it should not move and does, use
> the duct tape.
>
>
> 9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
>
> 10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
>
>
> Thought for the day:
> SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES.....
> THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING...
>
> BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A
> FLIGHT OF STAIRS.
>
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