Teenager Arrested For Robbing Ted Nugent's Home

[matcom]

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A local teen is in jail for allegedly stealing property from the home of Ted Nugent. Police responded to the rock star's Concord Township home Friday morning. They say the home had been broken into overnight and several items had been taken.

During the investigation, police say the Concord boy and another juvenile confessed to the break in. Police recovered the stolen goods, which included two all-terrain vehicles and two hunting crossbows. Police are still looking for another child for questioning.

http://www.wlns.com/Global/story.asp?S=6371593

[Droopy]

1. You don't mess with the Nuge, man

He'll corner you and make you listen to right wing talking points for three hours.

[slj0101]

2. I'd rather he shoot me with one of his crossbows.

:)

[BarenakedLady]

3. me too. (n/t)

[NoPasaran]

7. Then he'd have to cook and eat you

The Nuge does have his ethics.

[underpants]

4. This isn't the 17 year old girl he got legal custody of so he could keep ....... her is it?

Oh no this is recent. Sorry never mind.

BTW_ Say what you want but "Stranglehold" is a bad ass song but now that I think of it in this context :scared:

Okay back to the never mind part

http://www.artistfacts.com/detail.php?id=44

He had a relationship with a 17-year old Hawaiian girl when he was 30. He became her legal guardian in order to comply with laws regarding relationships with minors.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ken-levine/please-give-a-warm-welcom_b_39088.html
I still can't get over it. Ted Nugent? At the Governor's Ball? Author of "Kill It and Grill It". Legal guardian of a 17 year old Hawaiian girl to avoid statutory charges. The man who got a draft deferment by reporting to his draft board with a week's worth of excrement and urine in his pants (although I'm sure Texans would still have preferred he dressed for the ball like that than sport a Confederate flag). The only thing surprising to me is that THEY were surprised.

[Hobarticus]

8. BWAHHAHAHA!!!

The Nuge does indeed have a mixed history with those of the aged 17 set.

[Wetzelbill]

5. imagine breaking into a house

and seeing all kinds of mounted trophies and like a million different weapons scattered about. You'd have to think the owner was a serial killer or something. Of course, Nuge is a wimp who has pretty much the weeniest draft dodging story I have ever heard, but still, you'd think the owner of all that stuff would have to be a psycho.

[Crap_in_a_Hat]

6. Nugent insisted

"I have no idea how the twenty bricks of hash, 'kil the niggurs and joos'posters and hit lists of liberal politicians got there." When told that nothing of this nature had been found, Nugent looked around and responded "That's 'cause they ain't mine."