I seem to have fallen asleep for a week. Did I miss anything?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

:hi:

[asthmaticeog]

1. My first novel was translated into Apache.

But the single I wrote for K-Fed flopped. :cry:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. Don't let the dream die my friend

:hug:

[SOteric]

13. Let me know if you need it translated into Tlingit.

I can hook you up.

[asthmaticeog]

19. Tlingit? I hardly knew it!

Oooooh, the joke gods are NOT gonna be happy with me...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. nope. nothing happened.

and welcome back. where is your avatar?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. I have been asked to find a new one

alas

[slj0101]

7. Shucks.

Welcome back, Mr. Truth.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. That's Mr Stength to you!

[bicentennial_baby]

3. ....

welcome back, holmes... :D

[sniffa]

6. not much

i wasn't around for a week so this pLace was on boring.

:hi:

[NewJeffCT]

8. There was a huge DU meetup at the Olive Garden

:hide:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. in Manhattan?

Awww - I missed it. Think of the breadsticks!!!!

[NewJeffCT]

11. i was joking

I thought there was a big lounge flame war a while back about Olive Garden? I missed the whole thing, but I remember how big the thread was...

but, I think things are pretty much the same - nobody has done a 180 on Bush/Cheney that I can tell.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. I got the joke

:thumbsup:

[Redstone]

12. Nothing you'd WANT to know about, believe me.

Redstone

[lost-in-nj]

14. I won $100000000.00

in the lottery but I gave it away to the Apaches to translate a book by somebody they don't know and
I had to bail out Kfed again because his song sucked

:hi:
lost

[GirlinContempt]

15. I think you missed

some sweet communist shit

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. I love sweet communist shit

:(

[GirlinContempt]

18. Too bad.

Tried to fill you in but...

[tigereye]

20. hey sweetie!

play safe out there!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

22. ok mom

:hi:

[tigereye]

27. he he

:rofl:

(sorry) poor wise guy attempt on my part!

[UrbScotty]

21. Don Imus is the father of the Duke lacrosse team (nt)

[terrya]

23. Welcome back!

You were missed.

:hi:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

24. You missed a lot

Don Imus dissed Kurt Vonnegut's corpse, so Gonzales fired him. McCain streaked a Baghdad market, but there were not infantry around, so no pictures. Ho-Ho's are on the list of recalled foods because "Ho" means something bad in Mandarin.

That's about it.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

25. FIFA banned infrared visors.

:hi: :hug:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

29. fascists!

:mad:

[slj0101]

26. Since when does John Coltrane play soccer?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

30. Since Flip Wilson started quarterbacking

[Deep13]

28. I'll say! The weather has been shitty all week. nt

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

31. I have been duly soaked, it's true

Indoors is nice and cozy