Does the Batcave have special guano-cleaning technology? Or does Batman go around smelling like shit

[Bombtrack]

cause I know he isn't cruel enough to make Alfred spend all his timing cleaning it up.

The fact that Batman goes the extra step of having a colony of bats living in his working area has always been the most damaged, insane thing about him.

[nickgutierrez]

1. What do you think Alfred does all day?

I mean, sure, he's there when the cartoon needs him, but then... does he just disappear? No. He cleans bat poo.

[wildhorses]

2. batman does not smell like shit

No way...he is tres sexy and smells yummy:loveya:

don't talk about the bat cave that way:cry:

alfred uses guano for fertilizer on the grounds around the mansion:think:

sheesh:eyes:

don't you know anything:P

[AmyDeLune]

3. Alfred could have retired years ago on the $$$

he makes cleaning up the Batcave.:P


I believe the bats are on the side of the cave opposite where the Bat-stuff is located, so minimum of guano in the work area (and no mosquitos).

[Kutjara]

4. They're comicbook bats, so their shit is made of paper.

No more difficult than cleaning up confetti.