I hate my mother!!!

[LynneSin]

She gave me this damn cold!!

:grr:

(other than that she's a lovely woman)

[rug]

1. Beats an episiotomy.

[LynneSin]

2. I was 10.6lbs at birth - might have done that to her

:cry:

[skygazer]

3. The gift that keeps on giving

Could be worse - I gave my daughter lousy kidneys and a tendency to depression. :blush:

[LynneSin]

4. Well I know I got my diva like neurosis from my mother

but my annoying bladder I'm not sure where that came from

[LostinVA]

5. At least she doesn't charge you $5 for 15 minutes of driving

:pals:

I hope you feel better, punkin.

[LynneSin]

6. Thanks hun

I'll try to turn my head when I cough as I post this.

Have you 2 set a date yet?

[LostinVA]

8. Yup -- check your PM

[GalleryGod]

10. IIt's "Hon' " not the Germanic Tribe member

:argh:

People in Bawl'mer and Philly invented that term "short for honey"

[Chan790]

7. Drat! There goes my chance at empathy.

If only she wasn't a lovely woman. :eyes: :hide:

[JitterbugPerfume]

9. my mom gave me this butt

and these knees! She also gave me my three sisters , without whom my life would be much poorer.
If she had given me a cold I would be upset too!!

[GalleryGod]

11. Why is this thread on 2 Frickin' Pages.

SIJCNR:rofl: :spray: :rofl: