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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 09:10 AM
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When Bjork has gas, does she fjart?
:shrug:
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 09:12 AM
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1. Iceland
is famous for its thermal vents.
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Little Wing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 09:16 AM
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2. Why do you think she carries around her own private gas detector?


looks like she just ripped one
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 09:18 AM
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3. I dunno, but either way, I'd tjotally hjit that.
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 09:20 AM
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4. Pronounciation?
"fee`yart"? I think I might make that my word of the day.

"I'm in the middle of an experimentation with veganism, and because I have no idea what I should be eating, all I've done for the last five days is fjart from all the organic lettuce (from Iceland) in these damned salads."
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 09:22 AM
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5. You are correct. Fee-yart.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 09:25 AM
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6. I'll bet she goes green and breaks wind-mills.
I don't know what that means either. :silly:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 09:26 AM
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7. Is that meant to be some kind of jjoke?
Don't make me get all Reykjavík on your ass.
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 09:55 AM
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8. Then she'd say to you "What a Djork!"
Then she'd watch Mjork from Ojrk

after that Esacape from New Yjork

and eat a hot dog made of Pjork

her favorite Star Trek character is Qjark
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 09:58 AM
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9. yes, that is how she crosses the fjords
:shrug:
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 10:12 AM
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10. But if she fjarts in the fjord
does it cause fjoaming fjrothing bjubbles?

Bjubbles geshtinken?

:hi:
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 10:17 AM
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13. jah i vould vink so, jah
:rofl:

:hi:
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 10:14 AM
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11. She has fjatulence.
Which is the polite way of saying it.
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 10:16 AM
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12. Fjart sounds juicier than the garden-variety fart.
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 10:17 AM
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14. Smalahove will do that.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 10:19 AM
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15. What I want to know, is does she eat Pjork?
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 10:23 AM
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16. ...
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-13-07 10:40 AM
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17. Some nasty nordic rap that, primate1
:rofl:

good one!

BUT

If you not nordic
IMUS call your sponsors and get you fired

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