What would Lola Do?

[SPKrazy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMCdY78k_Q4
Kinks version...

:shrug:






jest wonderin?

what do you think Lola would do?

[Mary Tyler Moore]

1. Off the top of my head...

Ax through the fender?

[SPKrazy]

2. what?

Lola

I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola Coca-cola]
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well Im not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy wont you come home with me
Well Im not the worlds most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well thats the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I left home just a week before
And Id never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy Im gonna make you a man

Well Im not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and Im glad Im a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola


:shrug:

nothing in there about axes?

:hi:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

3. Damn

Boy, my face is red... Good thing I can Run, Lola, Run, and get it right this time.

[SPKrazy]

4. Of course dear...

run lola run

of course there is this doozy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T56vLzS5i5w

mebbe you were thinking about that? ;)

[fizzgig]

5. i dunno bout lola

but i know what weird al would do....:rofl:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=685354663921667346

I met him in a swamp down in dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S o d a, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said yoda
Y o d a, yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, Ive been around, but I aint never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but hes wrinkled and green
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, Im not dumb, but I cant understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And Ive never ever been a jedi before
But obi wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, go to yoda and hell show you the force

Well Im not the kind that would argue with ben
So it looks like Im gonna start all over again
With my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

So I used the force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I wont forget what yoda said

He said, luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

I know darth vaders really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then youll be unemployed
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So Im gonna have to leave yoda, I guess
But I know that Ill be coming back some day
Ill be playing this part till Im old and gray

The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says Ill be making these movies till the end of time
With my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

[SPKrazy]

6. yeah, yoda might do that

but lola is a fighter!

and a lover!

:hi:

[Merrick]

7. I know what she should've done

Taken the bus.

[SPKrazy]

9. taken it where?

as long as there aren't any destroyed buses, then it's all good

:hi:

[Gormy Cuss]

8. whatever Lola wants

Lola gets
And little man, little Lola wants you
Make up your mind to have no regrets
Recline yourself, resign yourself, you're through
I always get what I aim for
And your heart'n soul is what I came for

Whatever Lola wants
Lola gets,
Take off your coat
Don't you know you can't win?
You're no exception to the rule,
I'm irresistible, you fool, give in!...Give in!...Give in!



Damn Yankees.

[SPKrazy]

10. Oh that is scary!

but at the same time, exciting, whatever Lola wants, Lola gets

:evilgrin:

[Gormy Cuss]

11. Scary is it started an earworm for me.

My SO has no idea why I'm humming that tune....:P

[SPKrazy]

14. It scares me...

:scared:

[stuntcat]

12. lol you got it first!!!

I loooove this song :headbang:

[Gormy Cuss]

13. Me too.

That hook is very good.

[SPKrazy]

15. hey stuntbaby!

what's happenin'?

:hug:

[stuntcat]

16. yo honey

I'm chillin.. just as a villian would ;-)
and you??

[SPKrazy]

17. I'm Billin'

just as my lawyer would...

:wtf:

:hug:

[Xipe Totec]

18. She'd run like HELL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAGBndvUhZA

[undeterred]

19. She would have a vasectomy.

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

21. LOL

:hi:

[Xipe Totec]

27. ROFL!

:rofl:

[mark414]

20. probably walk up to you and ask you to dance

and ask you, dear boy, to come home with...'her'

[SPKrazy]

22. oh my, question is

what would happen next?

WWLD?

:rofl:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

23. Damn

Another wristband...

but Lolo's seems to be cutting off the circulation.

[SPKrazy]

24. well dear,

wrist bands are bad if they are too tight you know...

you should loosen up a bit, don't you think? I mean Lola, :silly:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

25. I think that is the problem

On a side note, I am giving that other thing some thought.

[SPKrazy]

26. Being Loosened Up?

or cutting off circulation?

oh and don't think too hard kid, Lou will have to spank you

[Mary Tyler Moore]

28. You tease!

and I have to go with both answers...

My Cape Cod says it is a toss up.

[SPKrazy]

29. Oh Mary,

you can turn the world on with your smile!

but did you miss Rob?

:shrug:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

30. That's what they tell me

Rob...All talk, really there was nothing past the obvious.

You know who melts my butter.

[SPKrazy]

31. Could it be

Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?

[Dervill Crow]

32. Whatever Lola wants.

on edit: Crap, I did look ahead and didn't see that someone beat me to it. I guess I should be happy that I'm not the only one old enough to know the "other" Lola song.