Tuesday Midmorning Answers

[ohiosmith]

> Two years, nine months, three weeks, 4 days, six hours, 28 minutes and 19 seconds

> Only the left one

> Cream of mushroom

> Broad and High

> $16.00 with the discount

[Hugin]

1. Questions...

How long did your last annual job evaluation take management to complete?
> Two years, nine months, three weeks, 4 days, six hours, 28 minutes and 19 seconds

How many arms did Sid-the-lender break as a warning?
> Only the left one

What is the quality of Corporate Media news?
> Cream of mushroom

What is your typical Pants style?
> Broad and High

How much do you owe Sid-the-lender?
> $16.00 with the discount

[Chan790]

2. Bad bad questions.

1.) Pick one: "How long have my parents been living in my home?" or "How long since I actually had a post-coital second date?"

2.) Of my three young cousins; two departed early to go to the movies and one stayed until dinner. Which one had all their Easter candy stolen by me?

3.) What type of vegetarian soup, if thrown directly on a hot commercial-grade griddle, will produce clouds of volumetrically-huge soup-thick noxious smoke?

4.) What two adjectives best describe my ex-girlfriend?

5.) What is the cost of a $22.85 ceramic coffee cup at Starbucks, before tax, if you work there?

[Deep13]

3. question

1. How long do you plan on hogging-up the bathroom?

> Two years, nine months, three weeks, 4 days, six hours, 28 minutes and 19 seconds

2. Which one of my knees has arthritis?

> Only the left one

3. What kind of soup most reminds you of vomit?

> Cream of mushroom

Describe your state of mind.

> Broad and High

What does your mother charge students for a hand job?

> $16.00 with the discount