Wabbit season!

[Hobarticus]

[tk2kewl]

1. Shoot me now!

[Tyler Durden]

2. DUCK SEASON!

[Aristus]

4. Shouldn't that be: "Duck Theathon!"

"Shoot me now! Shoot me now!"

KA-BLAMMMMM!


"Uh.........yeah!"

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. 'More bwiefing?'

"More briefing."

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Elmer Season

Look closely at the poster...

[Tyler Durden]

6. Well, I guess I'm the goat.

Daffy: Well, I guess I'm the goat.
.

Daffy: You're a dirty dog.
Bugs: And YOU are a dirty skunk!
Daffy: I'm a dirty skunk? I'M a dirty skunk?!
.

Daffy: Brother am I a pigeon.
.

Daffy: Why, if he's dead, then I'm a mongoose!
.

Each presentation of the sign was accompanied by a brass fanfare of a fox hunting call, and of course, followed up by a gunshot. Eventually, Daffy goes completely insane, demanding Elmer keep shooting him, bounding around on all fours like an elk, and scuttling around sideways like a crab:

Daffy: Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers, and gunpowder, and cordite. I'm an elk!! Shoot me, go on!! It's elk season!! I'm a fiddler crab!!! Why don't you shoot me??? It's fiddler crab season!!!

The antics get truly confusing at the end when Elmer Fudd encounters Bugs disguised as a game warden:

Elmer: Oh, Mister Game Warden, I hope you can help me. I've been told I can shoot rabbits and goats and pigeons and mongooses and dirty skunks and ducks. Could you tell me what season it really is?
Bugs: Why certainly, my boy...it's baseball season!

Elmer then goes completely nuts and starts shooting at a baseball as he runs off into the distance.

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. Turducken season

[edbermac]

8. You're....DETHPICABLE!

[trof]

9. Thufferin' Thucotathsh!