So I'm takin' a big old bite out of a pre Easter Ham sangwich....

[WCGreen]

And I take a chunck of my lip off...

I bit my fuckin' lip....

Now I have been eating with my mouth now for some 49 years and that is the first time I missed and bit my fuckin' lip...

It's swelling...

Now I can lie at the gitogether tomorrow and just say you should see the other guy when someoone asks about my fat lip...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Ouch.....

That always hurts like the devil too....

Yeah, get the most mileage out of it that you can!

So you took some of your ham for your sandwich?

How're you going to explain the hole in the ham?

Ice for your fat lip.......

It'll stop the bleeding too...

:hi:

[WCGreen]

2. Gargled with some Listerene...

Wanted to torture myself a little, Just they done Jesus...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. Hope your lip feels better today...

[Bicoastal]

3. Yep, ham will get you every damn time...

We Jews have known of this for centuries.

Hmm, and it happened the day before Easter, eh?....

Is Yahweh trying to tell you something?

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

4. I let out a really large Yoweee when tooth met lip....

[DeepBlueC]

6. fortunately the mouth heals quickly

warm water and salt is a better gargle for you than Listerine. Reduces inflammation.

[WCGreen]

8. It's better already... Just a little swollen...

[trof]

7. Now you'll bite the same place at least once more.

Happens every time.
Sorry, bub.

[WCGreen]

9. I was afraid to finish my sandwich knowing that to be true...

[trof]

10. Yeah, Bite...OUCH. Bite...DAMN!