Man Caught On Camera Having Sex With Sheep

[matcom]

<snip>

BERLIN: A man has been charged with breaking German animal protection laws after he was caught on camera having sex with sheep, police said.

The sheep's owner became suspicious last year and installed video surveillance equipment which filmed the 44-year-old in the act, police in the western region of Suedhessen said in a statement.

"He admitted sodomising the animals and had no explanation for his actions," spokeswoman Christine Klein said.

The man, who is a Turkish national and lives in the town of Gross Gerau, faces a jail sentence of up to three years or a fine, the statement said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4017624a4560.html

[freethought]

1. Boy oh boy! He must have needed it baaaaaaaaaad! Ha ha!

And it was caught on camera too! Looks like failed to PULL THE WOOL over anyone's eyes!

HAR, HAR, HAR!

Bad jokes, lord I love them.
Bad jokes, can't get enough of them

[ChickMagic]

2. It was probably networked

to a LAN -0-lin. Oh, boy. I crack myself up.

[Radio_Lady]

43. Oh, shit! I just got your joke! You must be a technology person!

[The Lost Patriot]

3. HAHAHAHA

I'll bet he is the Black Sheep of that family..

[matcom]

4. welcome to DU LP

:hi:

[freethought]

5. Goodness! Could this guy escape from jail??

If he did he would be on the LAMB!!

Shoot me now, before I think of another bad joke!

[scrinmaster]

6. He'd be in the lamb soon enough.

[Radio_Lady]

44. He'd be on the lam and in the lamb at one and the same time!

[One_Life_To_Give]

7. Ewwweee nt

[mike_c]

8. let's not jump to conclusions here, folks....

Maybe it was consensual, you know? Sheep need love too. :rofl:

[LSK]

9. but was the sheep of age???

:D

[EFerrari]

25. Sheep are notorious pushovers. Mild, my @ss.

[Pale Blue Dot]

10. This thread is no good without pictures!

:yoiks:

[skygazer]

11. I love the way they point out that he's Turkish

Does that have any bearing on anything? Is sheepfucking a national pasttime in Turkey?

[T_i_B]

16. "Is sheepfucking a national pasttime in Turkey?"

Only in Wales boyo!
:hide:

[Orsino]

24. "We're so sorry. He's from Barcelona." n/t

[skygazer]

28. That's exactly what I though of!

Manuel! :rofl:

[Pacifist Patriot]

12. Ewe!

:)

[Xipe Totec]

33. ROFL!

:rofl:

[johnnie]

13. Notice how they blame the human right off?

How do they know it wasn't the other way around?

[Mad_Dem_X]

26. You just know the sheep was asking for it.

:evilgrin:

[acmavm]

14. He had no explanation? What the hell is there to explain?

[Deja Q]

15. No explanation? Lest we forget, "a picture is worth 1,000 words".

At thirty frames (pictures) per second, the 5 minutes' worth of filming Fun-time Freddy there should reveal enough words for 12 Encyclopedia sets!

[xchrom]

17. wonder how much they're gonna make from the sale of this video?

[barb162]

18. I hope he gets the 3 full years. Animal Cruelty is a big no-no

[matcom]

19. how do you know the sheep didn't enjoy it?

:shrug:

[barb162]

21. try this

http://www.pet-abuse.com/pages/animal_cruelty/bestiality.php

[bleedingheart]

20. and we all know this fellow will end up drinking Woolite

;-)

[Kat45]

22. Another guy having sex with a sheep. Ho-hum.

Sadly, these stories aren't exactly new or shocking any more. Yes, it's sick and disgusting and I certainly feel sorry for the sheep, but it seems like there's a story like this every few months. Though they're not usually caught on camera.

[AllegroRondo]

23. how long until this ends up on youtube?

[Xithras]

27. Do a web search for bestiality, you'll be surprised and disgusted.

I doubt it will make YouTube, because there's already a ton of this stuff on the Internet.

[AllegroRondo]

29. eww - no thanks!

there are some things better left unknown.

[Radio_Lady]

45. A few weeks ago, I was completely blown away (no pun intended) by the number of people who...

have regular sex with their dogs.

It really is pretty disturbing to this 67 year old heterosexual gal. I thought I'd seen everything. But then I was reminded that 99% of the Internet is devoted to S-E-X.

You can try to avoid it most of the time.

[Elidor]

30. ...Said the New Zealand press

One can imagine their nightly newscast: "And in other news, a German man was filmed having sex with a sheep! Did we mention he's not from New Zealand? We'll be sure to keep you informed of the latest developments in this breaking story of someone who isn't from New Zealand having sex with a sheep!"

[styersc]

31. Hypocritical farmer didn't give a damn when the guy was

buying the sheep dinner, drinks and dancing... but try to get a little at the end of the date and the bastard gets all, "you got to marry her first"!!!!!!

[achtung_circus]

32. No, they met online at this site:

New Zealand' s #1 Internet Dating Site

http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/

[Okiojira]

34. ....

:rofl:

[styersc]

35. I know that a lot of you younger folks are into internet dating,

but I'm old fashined and when it comes to meeting sheep, I think you have to gaze into those big brown eyes to really make a connection. Sure, they all have soft mouths and warm, lanolin wool but you have to make eye contact to really fall in love with a range animal.

[Pacifist Patriot]

36. Important question. Did the sheep look older than they were?

[Control-Z]

37. matcom!! -

where the hell do you find this crap?

This thread holds possibly the worst jokes in response I've ever heard on DU. I mean, really bad jokes.

and I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard! :rofl:

You owe me a new (or at least a clean) keyboard.

[Radio_Lady]

42. Matcom subscribes to weird news websites.

Am I correct?

[Control-Z]

48. I was wondering

if that wasn't what was going on. I didn't know if weird news websites existed, though. I've never done a search - probably never will. I'll leave that for matcom.

[Swede]

38. Hey! McCloud,get off of my ewe!

As the Rolling Stones would say.

[Hardrada]

47. LOL

[pinniped]

39. WTF? Did the sheep tell him someone violated it? Did the sheep get more lose?

The sheep's owner became suspicious last year

[leftofthedial]

40. that's baaaaad, but it's not the wurst

[Radio_Lady]

41. You can pay for it tonight at this website. Astonishing, but true. No, I don't go there AT ALL.

www.animalsex.com

Explanation for his actions: "Hey, it felt good. Besides that, she wasn't wearing anything but wool."

[Little Wing]

46. The nagging question is: What made the farmer suspicious?