The American Patriot #10: A Weekley strip!

[brainshrub]

(This was the original advertisement for The American Patriot)

In today's cartoon, we are alerted that we're gonna see some action right away! (I know a few porn-sites that promise the same thing only to flood my screen with pop-ups.) We are not disappointed as we see our brave hero take out three bare-footed towel-heads. My, what a harrowing battle that was! Did you notice the short terrorist in the middle of panel #2 who tried a flying-monkey attack while The American Patriot knocked out two evil twins?

POW! WHAM! That'll teach 'em to mess with America!

After the battle, our brave soldiers stand in shock & awe of our superhero as he wanders into the desert without supplies or a compass, much like Jesus did 2000 years ago. Actually The American Patriot is cooler than Jesus, because Jesus had to bend his knees in order to walk.

Hey AP! Jalalabad is the other way! Why don't you drive to the city with the soldiers instead of walking through the desert in dark-colored clothes? The sun will fry your brain!! Oh never mind...

[cprise]

1. Just like a Hollywood action movie

PS - I think the AP just might BE Jesus! Let's check for stigmata the next time we meet him.

[LTR]

2. This is that pathetic comic by that PAHBAH guy

What a weak circle jerk this thing is!

This guy needs to get out more.

And if he's so gung-ho about war, why doesn't he enlist?

[brainshrub]

3. That's PABAAH... (Rhymes with "belch" ... as in puke.)

Yes it is. It's classic isn't it? Have you noticed that now the uniform is dark-blue? I suspect that he read here in DU that AP looked like one of the Ambiguously Gay Duo.

[LTR]

4. I thought the same thing!!!

Some deep-rooted issues with Mr. PABAAH?

[brainshrub]

5. Yes,

and that's why I think the comic is so great! It is such a blatant display of a male power-fantasy. The difference is that most of us out-grow it...this guys development is so stunted that he can come up with a whole series of hyper-conservative cartoons!

On a deeper level, I think AP is a mirror of the collective unconscious for the people who think the invasion of Afghanistan & Iraq were good ideas. Think about it.

[brainshrub]

6. Kick! (nt)

[Kamika]

7. He looks like some quasi fascist guy

anyone else agree that his uniform makes him look like some SS wanabee.


Where can i read former issues btw? I only read the start when he gets hurt in WTC

[brainshrub]

8. You can see the whole series at:

www.pabaah.com

Warning: You won't be able to link from DU to Pabbah, you'll have to type it manually into the address bar in your browser.
You must register with Pabaah in order to see the whole series. Give them a fake email so they can send you the password.

I am thinking about dedicating a section of my site to this hero, but I don't know what kind of legal trouble I would get.

[Kamika]

10. ohman

I wont bother to register :p


I'll just assume it's just as great as this one

[brainshrub]

11. They are all just as good as this...

Some are even better: Like the episode that shows AP's wife & kids haveing breakfast in the trade-towers on 9/11. (Never mind the restaurant wasn't open that morning.)

[jpgray]

9. Quasi S&M too, maybe :-) (nt)

[NightTrain]

12. This is just sad

I swear, Jon Alvarez must be one of the biggest geeks alive today!