Matcom's Asses to be Blasted into Space.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

LAS CRUCES, N.M. (AP) - The asses of Matcom, who's best known for having played lead violin in the pop hit "Funkytown" by Lipps Inc., have been loaded into a rocket that is set to launch in New Mexico later this month.

The leavings of Matcom, Kudzu vines and some 200 other DU memes were loaded into the rocket Friday by Charles Chafer, chief executive of Celestis, a Texas company that contracts with rocket firms to send goofy shit into space.

"And we're ready to go," Chafer said after inserting the silver canister. (I didn't even need to change that one)

Jerry Larson, president of Connecticut-based UP Aerospace Inc., said the rocket will be launched April 28.

[matcom]

1. LMAO!!

you can shoot my asses into space when you pry them from my cold, dead....

errrr

wait.

:rofl:

[blondeatlast]

2. It'll be lots easier to climb the stairs in zero gravity... nt