Man Steals Snake - Puts Snake In Pocket - Snake Bites Man On PeePee

[matcom]

<snip>

GREENWICH, N.J. -- A man who police say stole two snakes from a pet store was bitten by one of the reptiles as he drove home from the Franklin Township store.

The tiger python snakes were not poisonous, and the 20-year-old man, whom police declined to identify, did not seek medical treatment for the bite to his groin area.

Police said the man took the snakes last week, slipping them into canvas bags he had rigged in his pants pockets. As the man headed home, one of the snakes wriggled out of the bag, wrapped itself around his leg and bit him.

Police recovered the snakes from the man's home. Officers went there because the man had bought an iguana from the store the same day the snakes were stolen.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2004/01/12/man_bitten_after_putting_snake_in_pocket/

[radwriter0555]

1. 'Never hear of chicks doing stupid crap like this... what IS it about you

all fellas????

You DO represent half the human species you know, yet you all account for MOST of the crazy, nutty and stupid crap that goes on.

And you want respect because....... ???????

LOL

[Robb]

5. As a man

I take umbrage at that remark! Besides, everyone knows we men represent a marginal majority. ;)

Regardless, I think we should all applaud matcom for the sensitivity, tact, and "family-language" way in which he has brought this terribly important story to us. :toast:

[matcom]

6. thank you Robb

i do it as a service to my community :D

[radwriter0555]

17. You do indeed redeem the male half of the species, that is

the truth...

[punpirate]

7. Not all of this is about the general male population...

... this is a Bush move in his drinking days.

_Some_ of us know better.

Like I saw in the grocery store, a guy in a t-shirt that said, "Instant Idiot -- Just Add Alcohol."

Bet this guy had a coupla belts of Jack D. before stuffing baby pythons down his pants....

[Skittles]

2. PeePee, Matcom? Is that what you call it?

I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASS.

[matcom]

4. just don't kick my PeePee!

:P

:loveya:

[Skittles]

8. it's my 6 inch stiletto heels you should be worried about

:*

[matcom]

9. worried about?

i am suddenly really horney!

:bounce:

[Aristus]

14. Yay! Another Skittles-Matcom throw-down!!!!!!!

Gather 'round, folks! The fun is just getting started!

[Crunchy Frog]

3. That is a really good example

of poetic justice.:P

[blondeatlast]

10. SNIP indeed!

[matcom]

11. LMFAO

:thumbsup:

[Faygo Kid]

12. An allegory for poor or middle class voters for Bush

Watch that snake you put in your pocket, folks.

[Blue-Jay]

13. Snake: "Look! A mouse!"

:D

[Rattlesnake]

15. That's gonna leave a mark!

OUCH!

[ironflange]

16. Just like the old joke

That ends, "Sorry, buddy, the doctor says you're gonna die."

[XNASA]

18. Snake bites Snake???

Or how about...

"Python bites Monte!!"