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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:43 PM
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Oh LADIES! Now You TOO Can Pee Standing Up With The P-Mate!


1. Simply pop open the P-Mate, move your underwear aside, and place the cupped opening against your body under the flow area between your legs.

2. Tilt hips so funnel faces slightly downwards. Relax and pee.

3.Dispose of in the garbage.



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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:43 PM
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1. Oh.
:cry:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:44 PM
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2. Yippee!!!! I've been waiting to pee standing up my whole life!
:rofl: :rofl: Yeah, right... :P Hey, it's cardboard and everything..... :D
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:46 PM
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3. Yeah but can it be used to pee into a beer bottle while driving 80 mph?
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:50 PM
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4. They sell only the P-Mate and a strange assortment of musical CDs.
:rofl:
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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:51 PM
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5. Ok, I was trying to answer the phone at work while looking at this
and cracked up laughing. I know that person thought I was crazy, but not as crazy as someone who developed the P-Mate!
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Little Wing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:52 PM
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6. mommy what's a flow area?
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:55 PM
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8. ...
:spray:
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:53 PM
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7. I see a huge market for these at sporting events
where the only availble places to pee are the gross port-a-johns.

would ladies prefer to "hover" over the gross toilet seat, or stand and use cardboard?
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Pithlet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 04:01 PM
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9. Sorry to lock this, but
no topics on bodily functions.
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