Things you shouldn't do while you shower?

[ohiosmith]

Play with a live lobster.

[mainegreen]

1. Drive. n/t

[Blue-Jay]

2. Eat lunch.

[AwakeAtLast]

45. Make lunch.

Although Kramer tried. :D

[Shine]

3. Talk on the phone

although I actually did this quite recently with my cell phone. Talk about dumb! :eyes: Hey, it was an important call.

[Patiod]

4. Perform fellatio

especially if it's an outdoor shower down at the beach.........

Just sayin'

[ohiosmith]

9. Prude.

[Patiod]

12. those outdoor showers have a 2-foot gap at the bottom

not really good for privacy, especially if the neighbors weren't out there on the balcony when you got INTO the shower, and you didn't expect them to be there because it was the off-season and it didn't look like there was anyone around....

Not that I'd know from experience or anything.........

[wildhorses]

5. fry an egg

:P

[marzipanni]

27. or cook bacon! n/t

[azmouse]

6. Smoke a cigar.

[AllegroRondo]

7. play the saxophone

[Deep13]

8. Use the toaster.

[stirlingsliver]

10. Use a Hair Dryer

While playing with a live lboster.

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. Pee

[Blue-Jay]

13. Hey...pipes are pipes.

It all goes to the same place.

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. Oh golly...not in my house.

I mean...I'm sure it happens, I just don't want to know about it. ;)

[cwydro]

14. use an

electric shaver.

[Maine-ah]

16. roflmao!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ohiosmith]

23. I am so busted!

[tk2kewl]

17. prepare a salad

[querelle]

34. Prepare A Salad?

Or toss a salad? Just wondering..........

Q

[tk2kewl]

41. .

:spank:

it was a reference to a Seinfeld episode.

[querelle]

42. I've Never Seen Seinfeld

Really. I watch so little television. So the "salad" reference really got my dirty mind working in overdrive.

:shrug:

BTW.........I have tossed a salad in the shower. Was fun actually.........

Q

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Sign complicated insurance forms

[Little Wing]

19. trim your cat's nails

[ohiosmith]

20. Brilliant!

[Burma Jones]

21. Vacuum

[mvd]

22. Allow others to turn on the washer

I've gotten frozen a couple times.

[jakefrep]

50. Allow others to flush the toilet

Good way to singe one's sensitive areas.

[mvd]

65. Yep - that too

Another thing - I find those shower radios to be useless. They can only be harmful IMO.

[edbermac]

24. Use your laptop.

[mike_c]

25. WEED WHACKER!

VRROOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

[One_Life_To_Give]

26. IEC 61000-4-5 Lightning induced surge testing nt

[marzipanni]

28. A few things...

murder, commit adultery, steal, bear false witness against your neighbor, covet your neighbor’s house, covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.
:shrug:

[ohiosmith]

31. What if my neighbor is in the shower with me?

[marzipanni]

33. If your neighbor isn't married,

and you aren't; isn't a male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor, then I guess, Go for It!!!

[ohiosmith]

47. So it's OK if the ox goes?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

29. Dry your hair

[Redstone]

30. Have a drink. It'll get diluted.

Redstone

[ronnykmarshall]

32. Make toast for your live lobster.

[Z_I_Peevey]

35. Tap dance

[ronnykmarshall]

36. while holding a live lobster

[zanne]

37. Wash lettuce. nt

[azmouse]

38. Read a book.

[Richardo]

66. TMI alert: I do this.

I've developed reading in the shower to a high art.

[Redbear]

39. Email Karl Rove

on his gwb43 account

[u4ic]

40. Bread your chicken w/corn flakes

[Random_Australian]

43. Practice your olympic hammer-throw. Dance on a walrus.

Throw handfuls of, say, mercury into the air.

[Random_Australian]

44. Go shopping.

[AwakeAtLast]

46. Eat food from Olive Garden while breastfeeding

Oh, and smoke. :D

[S n o w b a l l]

48. A headstand

[Left Is Write]

49. Drive a car. Try on new clothes. Repair a television. Stand on your head.

[Duncan Grant]

51. No one said "juggle chainsaws" yet?

I tell ya, the lounge is really slipping...

[Random_Australian]

61. Juggle flaming chainsaws that are bieng used to cook cornflake-breaded chicken from Walmart.

:)

[Duncan Grant]

63. Now that's more like it!

:yourock:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

52. Operate an arc welder.

[GoneOffShore]

53. Watch Rachel Ray's 30 Minute Meals

[Pierre.Suave]

64. watching that in the shower

may be the only way to make it more entertaining...

[philosophie_en_rose]

54. wear clothes

:)

[WeRQ4U]

55. Smoke cigarettes. n/t

[grannylib]

57. I used to clean house for a guy who smoked while he was in the shower...

he kept an ashtray on a little stand right outside the shower curtain and he'd lean out to grab a drag. Every week when I went to clean there were 7 or 8 empty cartons in the trash.
NEVER seen anyone smoke as much as that man.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

56. Dance.

[youthere]

58. Solder.

[otherlander]

59. Call the departmetn tog the interosir nasf demand a ferwe vbeurrlo

Takea no shit sfrom theose petrty beaurcearast!

[leftofthedial]

60. change a lightbulb

[BuelahWitch]

62. Post to DU

[BlueIris]

67. Pilates.

Found that out the hard way.

[kwassa]

68. Make Olive Garden reservations

[DuaneBidoux]

69. Another good one: things never to do while taking a shit.

Once I was talking on the phone while taking a shit and I will never do it again.