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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 10:38 AM
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My nine-year-old wants to know if God is an "elf".
:rofl:
Is it bad that I told him, "well, that's about as likely as anything."
(I did tell him that people that believe in God don't think he is an elf.)
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 10:40 AM
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1. I always pictured God as more like Gollum
I've got a window seat already booked for my rapid transit to hell
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 10:43 AM
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3. I think I'm stuck with an aisle seat.
But at least it allows easier access to the bathroom and the snack cart.
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 10:41 AM
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2. Bwaaahahaha
:rofl:

You have the funniest kids. I can only hope that my son grows up to be half as funny :D
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 10:44 AM
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5. The hard part is not laughing, as he's dead serious.
I see that his trip to Grandma's church for kid's night last night was highly informative and illuminating.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 10:44 AM
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4. That made me crack up
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 10:47 AM
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6. He also told me that God is "indestructible, like that water bottle you have."
He tried to run over my water bottle with his bike to see if it was, in fact, indestructible. I wonder if there was a spiritual component to his little experiment.
:P
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 11:04 AM
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9. God is like a Nalgene bottle
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deepthought42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 10:49 AM
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7. Just show him this pic...



:rofl: He sounds adorable, btw! :hi:
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 10:58 AM
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8. Has he been visiting GD:P?
:shrug:


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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 11:51 AM
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10. LOL! Love it.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 12:05 PM
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11. Elves rule. I know they're out there. I've seen them.
They do interesting things.

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