You can't trust me, I'm a Christian.

[Danger Mouse]

I'll burn you at the stake or stone you to death at the first opportunity if you don't convert!

[fizzgig]

1. remind me to give you a wide berth from now on

:P

how are you tonight?

[Danger Mouse]

2. I was really really depressed earlier for like no reason.

I just slipped into a really horrible depression. I was hanging out with some coworkers. I felt awful, because I wanted to shake it off and you know, BE SOCIAL, but I couldn't. I had to get out of there. Told one of them that I'm not too good at the whole socializing thing, lol. Hope I didn't offend anyone with my behavior, though. Tried my best not to be outright rude...not sure if I succeeded.
I felt better by the end of the evening, regretted getting so down, but I couldn't really help it...
How about you?

[fizzgig]

3. i'm sorry you were down tonight

:hug:

i'm pretty good, getting ready to go get some dinner, then it's back home in the morning

[Danger Mouse]

5. How do you like my attempt at a copycat?

:P
One of my first!
:hug:

[fizzgig]

7. very clever

:)

[Danger Mouse]

8. Thank you.

:kick: What would I do without you? You're so supportive!

[fizzgig]

9. awww

thanks :hug:

[Danger Mouse]

14. You are quite welcome.

And thank YOU, for always saying hello and seeing how I'm doing.
I can't tell you how much that means. I mean, it may seem like a little thing, but to me, that little thing is HUGE.
HUGH, even.

[fizzgig]

16. it always feels good to know

that someone is paying attention. now i'm off to dinner, have a good night dear :hug:

[Danger Mouse]

17. you too, love.

be well :hug:
i am paying attention.
:)

[SPKrazy]

18. Come to the ocean with me...

we'll find a wave to get swallowed by...

:cry:

:pals:

[Danger Mouse]

20. Watched the video.

Nice song, yo.

[SPKrazy]

21. ...

yo d00d

:yourock:

[mentalsolstice]

4. Yeah right...as if you really could!

You're too sweet! :hug:

For you - http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6340467&mesg_id=6340782

[Danger Mouse]

6. How do you know that?

I'm really a very evil person. Torquemada ain't got NOTHIN' on me.

[Fuzz]

10. She's a witch! Burn her!

[Danger Mouse]

12. Geez, I didn't expect this to turn into the Spanish Inquisition or something.

Sheesh. :eyes:

[Fuzz]

15. Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[Danger Mouse]

19. Ah, the good old Book of Armaments.

I've used it many a time to smack a filthy heretic upside the head. Some Godless Liberal hippie wasn't supporting the troops, so in the name of Jesus, the prince of peace, I beat the living shit out of him with my Bible.
Praise the Lord!

[Jamastiene]

11. LOL

Great one. :thumbsup: :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

13. Restrain thyself, heathen, lest mine stone make contact with thy skull.

And yea, thou shalt be smote by rock, and thy brains shalt be pulpified into soupy goo.
Praise God.

[Pierre.Suave]

22. My daddy told me

never to trust someone that has to tell you how honest they are.

[Fuzz]

23. Good advice