Guarenteed GD Flame war starters: Post yours here

[LynneSin]

My personal favorite guarentee to flame is simple things like "Fuck you Ralph Nadar" and then very little explanation in the message as to why I'm expressing such anger.

What's your personal favorites?

[graywarrior]

1. Kerry

[otherlander]

2. Post an OP with Israel and Hugo Chavez in the SAME SENTENCE.

Somebody did that in LBN a while back. :hide:

[LynneSin]

5. What if you could put Hugo Chavez, Israel and Ralph Nadar in the same sentence?

Seriously - that could end the existance of mankind as we know it

[mainegreen]

12. With Hugo Chavez's backing, Nader running for President of Israel.

[BurtWorm]

15. And smoking. Chavez and Nader enjoy cigarette after getting in bed with Hamas,

:nuke:

[LSK]

10. Hugo Chavez plotted the 9/11 attacks while visiting Israel

Hows that?

:D

[otherlander]

20. Chavez sides with Nader in split with Hillary Clinton over Israel policy

[Lost-in-FL]

88. Israel PM and Chavez sending non-organic flowers to Castro n/t

[otherlander]

98. who then replied,

"non-organic? who pissed in your cornflakes?" :evilgrin:

[mainegreen]

3. I find opposing anything that's 'mandatory' is a great way to start a flame war. n/t

[skygazer]

4. Things like "The dems are going to lose for sure"

Or "I'm totally disgusted with the Democratic party!"

Those always seem to get interesting.

[RedStateShame]

6. I'm leaving DU because......

Unless it's something like, "My computer's being repossessed."

[Crazy Dave]

7. "Gays need to shut the fuck up and go away during elections"

As spoken by many strongly (self) proclaimed democrats :puke:

[LSK]

8. dont take me guns dammit!!!

:popcorn:

[underpants]

9. Laura Brannigan breast feeding a fried chicken

at gunpoint

[xmas74]

27. If you made that fried chicken w/ cornflakes

and Laura did said breastfeeding at the Olive Garden while watching reruns of Fat Actress, you'd be the ultimate winner.

[LynneSin]

29. At the local Olive Garden in NYC

[Jamastiene]

11. The sky is up and my all time favorite...

Which color do you like best: red or blue? Why?

Both are guaranteed to turn GD into big ol' blazing fire worthy of the fiftyeth level of Hell for no apparent reason. Who knew people felt that passionately about the color red?

[jakefrep]

36. (insert playgorund insult here) is racist/sexist/other version of un-PC

Until very recently, I had no idea that people got their panties in a wad over the usage of the term "douchebag".

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

13. Hey, how about Nancy's big airplane?

non-stop, first-class, baby!

[Lost-in-FL]

89. The one at The Edwards' Big House driveway??

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

92. It can fly from one end of the Edwards estate

to the other, without stopping to refuel.

The Edwards will replace the runway lights with fluorescent, as they burn out.

The estate will be very green. Except for the carbon-filled cloud from Air Force Three.

[LostinVA]

14. Lynnesin's Fight Club vs. Midlo's Posse -- which is cooler?

[Midlodemocrat]

57. .

:rofl:

Douchebag.

Please refer to the posse as 'pathetic' at all times.

[izzybeans]

16. Lou Dobbs is a flamewarrior, I've discovered.

[Debi]

17. If Hillary is the nominee I'm voting Indy n/t

[ghostsofgiants]

18. "I disagree."

[xmas74]

28. That should do it.

Just that in the subject line and no other post.

[blondeatlast]

19. Code Pink was showing real promise, but is fading in the last quarter-mile.

Always good: an advertisement with an attractive female model.

[NoGOPZone]

21. PETA, gun control, the Confederate flag and the size of Edwards' house

[LSK]

22. grass is green or water is wet

Take your pick, its sure to be locked eventually.

[flvegan]

23. Anything PETA. For that matter, anything animal welfare

or animal rights related, as someone always knee jerks PETA into it.

[Strawman]

24. Candidate ____'s shit does in fact stink just like the rest of ours

[huskerlaw]

25. I'm sending Elizabeth Edwards rare flowers

from the rainforest.

I'm going to subcontract with Halliburton to have a driver in a Hummer go down to Brazil and pick 1000 very rare orchids straight out of the rainforest.

And then I'm going to charter Betchel's private jet to fly them back.

I know I could just donate all that money to cancer research or the Edwards campaign, but I far prefer to send flowers that will likely die within a week.

[KamaAina]

26. Ralph Nader got lost in the Edwards' great big house

while he was trying to change out all their old-fashioned incandescent light bulbs.

[ikojo]

44. Ralph Nader drove to the Edwards' house in a HUGE

SUV.

[dropkickpa]

30. Two words - Gardasil Mandate

[BleedingHeartRN]

31. Vaccines are a good public health measure.

OR

An evil tool of the money grubbing pharma industry..

:dilemma:

[RandomKoolzip]

32. Try to appeal to GDers to clean up their spelling and grammar and see

what happens. It ain't pretty.

[Hotler]

33. I triple-dog dare you right now to....

run over there and stir the pot with a spelling and/or grammar issue. You can run back to the porch here and all of us can just sit back and have some fun. You're not chicken are ya? bak, bak ;)

[RandomKoolzip]

34. Oh no you di'n't. You didn't go there.

You said "chicken." :scared: That's TWO flamewars for the price of one!

[KG]

35. 300

[BleedingHeartRN]

37. From the looks of things tonight - pretty much anything

So far I've read very heated exchanges regarding pressing issues like:

Is John Stewart funny anymore?

Making fun of Al Gore in any capacity is grounds for exile to freeperland.

Violent movies are for idiots that adore trash and have no brain.

If you buy commercial dog food it's from China and it's your own damn fault your dog is sick/dead.

Just to name a few.....

I know by my # of posts I'm far too much of a neophyte to even consider making observations about the overall tone of GD, however I'm going to risk stating that you have to have your sense of humor surgically removed before posting there. Good gawd, they need to relax.

[fizzgig]

38. i can't believe no one has said smoking

i could light my cigarette with the flames that come from that topic

[sarge43]

39. Or Wal-Mart

That's alway guaranteed to start a nuclear exchange.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

48. I already have.

:smoke:

[SharonRB]

40. Tell them you watch American Idol

Patsy Stone got called a fucking idiot after she made that admission in GD.

[Patsy Stone]

45. LOL

24 works too. But not to such dramatic results.

[SharonRB]

61. Thought you'd like that

:hi:

[jakefrep]

77. That's a good one with which to smoke out the priority police...

...you know, the folks that get offended that somebody, somewhere isn't thinking about politics 24/7/365, because, dammmit, there's a war going on!

[Random_Australian]

41. Subject line: "John Kerry is a LESBIAN!"

I'd never use it, possibly because my brain is not the size of a pimple, but it would be a flamewar starter.

[havocmom]

42. 'Run, Hillary, Run' bumper sticker: Front or rear bumper ? (poll)

:evilgrin: That'd prolly start one.

[ikojo]

43. Mac OS X is better than Windows

Vista or any Windows OS.

Linux sux

[omega minimo]

46. Poll: The Pathetic Posse wouldn't know an original idea if it smacked upside the head with a

2X4

[Starbucks Anarchist]

47. That's the height of douchebaggery.

:eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

55. .

:rofl:

[matcom]

59. Poll: Douchebags hold online grudges for MONTHS when they get PWNED

:rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

62. Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

63. WHHEEEEEE!!!!!

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

66. SNAP!

:rofl:

[omega minimo]

67. Matcom did you tell them where you got "Posse"? (You forgot the "Pathetic")

It wasn't months ago, it was a recent PM. I referred to your Pathetic Posse and ten minutes later that's your new "thing........"

You don't think it's pathetic to have to attack and leech off of other people's ideas instead of have anything yourself to offer? That IS pathetic.

Good thing you have all the posses to back you up.




p.s. Sorry to hear about Haruka.

[bicentennial_baby]

68. Hehe....You happen to be the one who can't let go of it...

Really, let it go...You'll feel so much better about things if you do :)

[omega minimo]

71. I was open to the possibility that all the posses weren't a bunch of

Past tense and all.




















Really, BB, you're even using the same phrasing........ scary that it's like Dittoheads, dontchathink?

[matcom]

73. it is POSSE hon. not posseS - POSSE is a group. a group can't be plural when referred to AS a group

you have so much to learns

[omega minimo]

76. Nah, all the posses know who they are

"hon" :spray:




Now you and Midlo run along and tell Lynnesin how to spell "guarentee."

[bicentennial_baby]

79. What are you talking about?

:rofl: And what does this have to do with global warming?!

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

72. You don't have the balls to be in our posse.

:eyes:

[omega minimo]

74. "No one over 12 aloud"

[Starbucks Anarchist]

75. Is the under-12 set "allowed" to be heard?

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

78. Actually it was a day later. We had to stop laughing first.

[Midlodemocrat]

64. I think you meant: The pathetic posse wouldn't know an original idea if it WERE smacked upside the

head with a 2 x 4.

Subjunctive tense and all.

[The Straight Story]

49. Smoking (nt)

[Nevernose]

50. Should Wal-Mart ban smoking inside John Edward's House?

No text.

I know you'd like text, so you'd have something to argue about, but I'm not going to give you the satisfaction. I won't even give you the satisfaction of an evil-grinning smilie.

[krispos42]

51. More Cowbell!

Jeez, if you Google 'cowbell', you get the Wikipedia article about the "More Cowbell" skit on SNL!

:rofl:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

52. how about this:

Hillary is breastfeeding a baby(yes I realize she's too old) at Olive Garden, smoking a cigarette, having a meeting with Ralph Nader and Hugo Chavez, while simultaneously convening a board meeting of the Wal-Mart Board of Directors (she used to be one of them) inside said Olive Garden. A Code Pink protester is standing around in hot pink and waving a sign saying "Denounce the War, Hillary!" or something similar.

[liberal renegade]

99. I hate all you bastard people....

[mduffy31]

53. When Jon Stewart or Keith Olbermann ever says anything negative about a Dem

You can't be sure that there will be a fuck you thread within minutes, or whatever South Park is doing there will be a fuck you Matt and Trey thread.

[cleveramerican]

54. Elizabeth's cancer could help John Edwwards campaign

12 million people in the USA identify themselves as cancer survivors.
There is no more genuine emotion then a husband concerned for his wife's health.
Sympathy is a powerful emotion.Voters like a loving husband.

Is there a tasteful way for him to capitalize on this attention he has gotten?


Glad to get that said

[Midlodemocrat]

56. I love the ones that start "I'm concerned, or I'm worried"

and then go on to list all the reasons the dems will lose.

Most of those OPs earn a granite cookie by the end of the thread.

[idgiehkt]

70. and the username is "democrat_since_conception" or something

I lurk occasionally in there and that is enough for me.

[jakefrep]

58. All-Terrain Vehicles - God's Gift to transportation!

nt

[Midlodemocrat]

65. Oh, man. Yesterday when I was volunteering at the elementary

school a little first grader told me she and her sister were 'going to learn how to ride better because we keep falling '.

:scared: I REALLY hope she wears a helmet, but I'm not holding my breath.

[GaYellowDawg]

60. Anything about Code Pink, positive OR negative

:popcorn:

[MistressOverdone]

69. Okay, I'll bite, here's mine

"The other day I was writing out my check for Elizabeth Edwards' flowers when I parked my SUV and went into Walmart to get some some formula for my newborn and chopped chicken liver for my beagle, when I saw a man with a 'teach your children to love Satan' T-shirt."

[Radical Activist]

80. My candidate is more liberal than your candidate.

Guaranteed to start a flame war and make all Kucinich supporters feel superior at the same time.

[Liberal Veteran]

81. Gardasil is an extremely safe vaccine and should be mandated!

I guarantee that it'll attract flames like shit attracts flies.

[GoneOffShore]

82. Anything to do with ANSWER, pro or con

will almost certainly bring out the napalm and taunts of "Totalitarian Loony" or DLC sellout.

[BlueIris]

83. I'm a feminist, and you should be, too.

Mention the 'f' word, and it's a gauranteed pile-on in there.

[ellisonz]

84. I think we should pay reparations.

[KeepItReal]

85. Miller Lite TASTES GREAT!

:evilgrin:

[datasuspect]

86. veganistic doctrinal adherence - -

vegans, through their fundamentalist adherence to a virtuous lifestyle choice, betray an implied "holier than thou" attitude because "meat is murder."

we carnivores are meant solely to be pitied and excoriated for our lack of ethics and morality.

[philosophie_en_rose]

87. PERFECT DEM CANDIDATE OR NO DEM CANDIDATE AT ALL!!!!!

Obama smokes. Edwards has a big house. Hillary looked at me funny. Kucinich is nerdy.

And NONE of these people EVER shows up favorably in Free Republic Polls.

So screw those guys (and gal). I'm taking my vote and going home! :cry:



THAT will prove I'm the one true liberal!

:rofl:






:sarcasm:

[CTyankee]

103. Gawd, you make me laugh! "Hillary looked at me funny."

I've been out of town and just managed to get on DU about 1/2 hour ago. I tried valiantly to wade through the Ralph Nader thread in GD but gave up in a fit of mild distress. People sure are mad at him still!

[Lost-in-FL]

90. I hate the popcorn smiley

:popcorn:

[ThatsMyBarack]

91. I wanted to post this on GD....,

....but I didn't have the nerve.

Spitting on Soliders: Then and Now

Vietnam: Spitting on soliders="MURDERER!/BABY KILLER!"

Iraq: "COMMIE!/UNPATRIOTIC!" (to a solider refusing to go back for a second/third tour, fighting a war based on lies)

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

93. I think Ann Coulter is hot

[Missy Vixen]

94. Sick children in restaurants

I WIN. :hi:

Julie

[Midlodemocrat]

96. That was a flame war to end all flamewars.

:rofl:

[helderheid]

95. Cindy Sheehan.

Flames-R-Us

[fight4my3sons]

97. homeschooling

[liberal renegade]

100. jk

[Lil Missy]

101. Anything about Hillary Clinton

[grace0418]

102. Apparently everything I say. I tried to relate a frustrating event that happened

yesterday and no one seemed to want to actually read my post. They skimmed it, misunderstood it, then made snotty, snarky replies. Geez.

[SPKrazy]

104. anything that mentions war with iran n/t

[Kerrytravelers]

105. Which GOP candidate isn't that bad?

I can picture it now... :scared: