Paris Hilton: Could this be for real?

[Fran Kubelik]

Paris Hilton listens to Captain Beefheart? That boggles my mind.

she had just recognized herself
to be an heir to the throne
her garden gate swings lightly without weight
open to most anyone that needs a little freedom
for gods sake
o come as many as you can
in dark or light youre free to grow as flowers
share her throne and use her toothbrush
and spend some interesting hours

[taterguy]

1. Nice try

Are you just trying to bait someone into making a comment about how they both suck? And how they don't even suck very well?

Not gonna happen.

[Fran Kubelik]

2. Ha.

I found this picture when looking for a Captain Beefheart image. Just about made me fall out of my chair. It has to be photoshopped, right? There is no way Paris Hilton listens to existential ramblings from a crazy artist.

[taterguy]

5. Anything is possible

When I get home I'm gonna put that CD on and use it as the soundtrack for that Paris movie, maybe I'll find little synched coincidences like the ones when you combine Dark Side of the Moon with Wizard of Oz.

How's that for existential?

[dolo amber]

3. She's probably just gonna use it to do blow off of

:shrug:

[CanuckAmok]

6. Is that not what it's for?

You mean there's actually a CD inside my Trout Mask Replica case? I should check.














Well, I'll be damned!



















Hmm... I'd still rather just use it for blow.

[unpossibles]

4. she also made a reggae album

but both album and this picture are likely to be what she's best at: posing.

EDIT: my brain thinks it's Saturday apparently