Let's play "Make Al Gore's Head Explode"...

[politicaholic]

Hey, Republican Party, need a wipe?



There are still people, people with suits and American flags on their lapels, people with wisdo-city and intellig-isousness, whom still believe that the earth isn't slowly cooking like a drunken forgotten meatball at a late night Vegas buffet.

There they sit on their committees, looking 'dumbily' at Al Gore, jowls shaking at light speed like Brit Hume in a hurricane, saying things like, "It's too expensive to change." and, "Oil is essential to our economy!" and, "I'm wearing women's underwear as we speak!".

Poor men. Poor, poor, obsolete, greedy, ignorant, out of shape, way too easy to adjective, men. People a hundred years from now will be watching these republican men in their archive files and wish that they were still around because they would make great subjects to test make-up on or perhaps burn with a giant magnifying glass. That's how useful they are. Testing or amusement. Period.