if you were a lawyer and a guy would you date me?

[wildhorses]

what with me being a girl and all

and you being you

and me being me

i mean really...

[taterguy]

1. I'd take it under advisement

Is lawyer-speak a turn-on for you?

[wildhorses]

3. well, this lawyer type guy just

e-mailed me from my profile...

and...



uh...























he's kinda cute and all

[taterguy]

5. Lawyers are no different than most other professions

Some are good guys. Some are jerks. And since I haven't seen your profile I really can't comment, in addition to the fact that I'm married.

[wildhorses]

8. ---

:rofl:

the only 2 people to repond to this thread


and






you are both married


































makes a girl wanna :cry:




























:P

[AllegroRondo]

2. I think my wife would object

but other than that, sure.

[wildhorses]

4. objection sustained!!!

sir, she HAS a point

continue with the witness, if you please:P

[cwydro]

6. HEY!

why do I gotta be a GUY, huh?

Bigot.

;) :hi: :rofl:

[wildhorses]

9. i know---i suck so bad

what with me being so prejudiced and all:P



when are you getting your sweet ass up here???

[cwydro]

11. OOOOH

Now I like that kind of talk...

Well, now my mom just flew to CA to visit my sis...so...I'm still working on it.

[wildhorses]

14. keep me apprised of the situation

and let me know of any new developments

[cwydro]

18. I promise I will

You'll see me post obsessively about my fear of flying, believe me.

[wildhorses]

25. you will be fine

i will be here waiting:bounce:

[Redbear]

7. Absolutely.

If so accused, I would plead Nolo contendre, explain that it is a clear case of res ipsa loquitur, and ask that you Habeas corpus

[wildhorses]

10. mea culpa

i am sure:blush:

[Jimbo S]

12. Not sure.

What does your profile say? :)

[wildhorses]

16. which one?

non-paying at yahoo

and memebership at match runs out soon

:shrug:

are you a lawyer:P

[datasuspect]

13. if i were a carpenter and you were a lady

would you marry me anyway?

would you have my baby?

[skygazer]

15. That one always weirded me out

I don't care about him being a carpenter but the insinuation that she's not really a lady is kinda strange.

[wildhorses]

17. if you were a carpenter

and i was a lady

and

you know


i'd ....well....you know


you like johnny? cash ...that is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUCU8BqF8gM

[otherlander]

19. If i was a lawyer

I would hide in my room and cry wondering what ever happened to my life and my dreams.

But if I ever came out of my room... yeah, sure. :hug:

[wildhorses]

22. ahhh...

you see my predicament, then


never thought i would see myself dating a lawyer

he is just a magiatrate...now


thanks:hug:

[querelle]

20. No

I'm gay.

:shrug:

Q

[wildhorses]

23. ---

a gay guy

is that an oxymoron?

:hide:






























i kid...i kid


































and YOU know it:P

[Wapsie B]

21. In a heartbeat, lawyer or not.

[wildhorses]

24. hiya cutie

:*:hug::*


so far away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWv7tdPWogE

[Wapsie B]

26. hiya baby

:* :hug: :*

yeah, so far away.....

[wildhorses]

30. it sucks---

that geography thing...

[Wapsie B]

36. yes it sure does.........

damn........loved the video :)

[wildhorses]

38. yes, what will we do

when the copyrights take down youtube:cry:

[Wapsie B]

43. i know.......

hopefully by that time there'll be something else for video. try to think positive. there's metacafe too :)

[ThomCat]

27. Probably not.

I usually date guys. I'm dating a woman now. If we broke up for any reason (unlikely) I doubt I'd date another woman for a while.
:shrug:

You seem very date-able, so don't use me as your yardstick. :)

[wildhorses]

28. you are a frickin' nutcase---

and i love ya for it:*:hug::*


edited cos i got excited and couldn't type :bounce:

[ThomCat]

39. Yes, sometimes I am.

:loveya:

:hug:

[TOhioLiberal]

29. If I was a guy...

...I would totally date you now!

[wildhorses]

31. right back atcha

you hottie you:loveya:

:hi:

[Ptah]

32. Yes.

:loveya:

[wildhorses]

33. see---

if you were here i would NOT have this problem *sigh*


:hug:


how are you tonight:shrug:


:hi:


i bought all kinds of flower seeds today:bounce:

zinnias, sweet peas, bachelor's buttons, calendula, old fashioned mix and, wildflower mix:loveya:

[Ptah]

37. Sad to say, but you would soon refer to me as that other smoker.

:cry:

Our connection remains in the ether, cause it doesn't stink.

I wish you good luck with your garden, wh.

:hug:

[wildhorses]

40. ptah---

:cry:what substance is this of which you speak?
geography sucks

i guess you see how beat up i got...

but,what the hell:wtf:

i wear my black eye proudly;)

just trying to talk a little science:shrug:

you should be posting pictures of your sunflowers...

[Ptah]

46. As you wish

Here is a four second exposure taken just minutes ago.

After a week of temps in the nineties, we are now
blessed with rain.



I'm confused when you mention being beat up.

Did I miss a chapter?

Tobacco.

In confusing order, answers.

[wildhorses]

51. oh the poor darlings---

:loveya:

never mind about the beating...it was nothing
just a blip on the screen

you know that tobacco is not a deal breaker for me...

it was a whole nother reason reason why i broke up with the smoker

not cos he smoked but cos he lied about a bunch of stuff...

[Ptah]

54. Well geography does suck

I wish you luck with the lawyer.

:hug:

[wildhorses]

55. yeah--well

we are at the e-mail stage:rofl:

i wish you and i were not sucking with the geograpy thing:grr:

i think you are the cooolest thing going:thumbsup:

and i don't care who knows it :blush:

[Ptah]

59. Aw, shucks, I'm kinda sweet on you, too

*downcast eyes* *scuffs dirt*

:blush:

[wildhorses]

62. are you really???

you are just talkin' that internet trash...but, really i do not take you for one who does that...

i am the internet potty mouth...but, i just like to goof off and have fun and make peole smile

:blush:

[Ptah]

65. I've always had a soft spot for medical professionals.

And I saw your smile in a couple of photo threads.

Are you close to Amtrak?

[wildhorses]

68. yes, i am close to amtrak

i have taken it a couple of times to alabama...

it is fun:bounce:

the diner car:loveya:

but, i have never taken the sleeper:blush:

[Ptah]

71. I'm always surprised when wanderlust arrives.

Take the A-train

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLWS5ZKA5cY

[wildhorses]

75. thanks for the duke ellington--

are you sure you don't dance??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHqB3v5rNCc

[Ptah]

79. I've always wanted to take ballroom lessons. But since we seem to be doing travel music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROAP7CYcGWY

If you ever plan to motor west,
Travel my way, take the highway that is best.
Get your kicks on route sixty-six.

It winds from chicago to la,
More than two thousand miles all the way.
Get your kicks on route sixty-six.

[wildhorses]

82. if you ever need someone---

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uX1x_VYyNM

[Ptah]

84. We'll go from Tucson to Santa Fe

And in the morning you can tell me your dreams



And baby you can sleep while I drive.



Come on baby, let's get out of town


That was very nice.

I will say good night with Carole King

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX9esv_US1A

[wildhorses]

86. you are always very nice

i really appreciated the tea the other night after i worked so hard and i was really tired

thanks for the carole king she is really beautiful

and ptah...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBVxq72c3RI

[Ptah]

88. .All I have to do is dream

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI-8sl7FwEY

[Shell Beau]

34. I'd date you being female and NOT being a lawyer. How 'bout that?

:P

[wildhorses]

41. darlin' ...i would date you

and your husband:evilgrin:


:rofl:

thanks, though:hug::hi:

[Critters2]

35. Would you be one of those fucking lawyers who charges for phone calls

at no less than 1/10 of an hour? Cuz that would make asking you out prohibitively expensive.

[wildhorses]

42. i am not the lawyer--he is...

but we can talk:P

[Critters2]

45. God, I'm an idiot.

Well, I wouldn't be one of those lawyers. Or a guy.

[wildhorses]

49. it don't matter

i love you anyway:hug:

[mentalsolstice]

44. Well, I'm a female lawyer that married a non-lawyer

Do you need advice for those sweet-nothings that will make our hearts race? Those cue words that will turn us on?

[wildhorses]

47. is that legalese

i am all ears...

he is liberal :bounce:

[mentalsolstice]

50. What kind of lawyer is your person of interest?

I've always worked for non-profit advocacy groups (disability rights and domestic violence). Let me know, and I'll give you the secret code words!

Shhh! You can't let any of the bar associations know I'm doing this...

[wildhorses]

53. these are his words...and i quote

'...i was a defense lawyer until i got a state job as a
magistrate, the modern day equivalent of the justice
of the peace. i put people in jail and let 'em out. i
marry them. i do involuntary committments. ...'


so that is cool, right:shrug:


shhh... i won't tell a soul



hush hush
keep it down down
voices carry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz4pTMN3abw

[mentalsolstice]

61. I haven't looked at the u-tube link yet...

but I love criminal defense attys. To be a magistrate is pretty cool, it's kind of like being a quasi-judge. We need more and more of them in the system (provided they're progressive!).

In my world-view of the US legal system, criminal defense attys. are really the advocates for our most basic rights. They're right on that line crossed in the sand.


There you go... the line above...it will be a winner, provided you really believe it, as I do, very passionately.

[wildhorses]

66. thanks ---

we just e-mailed each other about elizabeth edwards...

you know we are in nc...

he gave me a link for personal well wishes:blush:

[crim son]

48. I'm neither a lawyer nor a guy

but if I were both/either, of course I would! :pals:

[wildhorses]

56. and vice versa baby!!!

:pals:

[philosophie_en_rose]

52. Would you sign a prenup?

:)

Hypothetically, of course. Because I'm not a man.

[wildhorses]

57. sure thing baby!!!

would you?? hypothetically speaking cos i'm not...

well...

i'm not...
















well...hell YOU know what i mean:P

[Ghost in the Machine]

58. Yes..........................

That'll be $250 for a consultation fee, please.

:rofl:



:hi:

[wildhorses]

63. hiya friend

just put it on my tab

i will gladly repay you next tuesday;)

:hug::hi:

[Ghost in the Machine]

73. after adding deductions, your bill comes to $0.00

How have you been?

:hug: :hi:

[wildhorses]

77. been okay--and you?

very good to see you tonight:pals:

[Ghost in the Machine]

81. doing ok here, thanks...

nursing an ankle and knee I blew out Sunday morning.. but otherwise I'm good.

It's always great to see you, my friend. Hmmm... less than 200 miles away too ...

I'm not a lawyer, but I have a nice leather






























briefcase I hardly ever use...

:pals: :hi:

[wildhorses]

83. ---

:rofl:


:spank:


how did you blow out your ankle and you knee:shrug:
























i like the way you think:pals:

[Ghost in the Machine]

87. how did hurt my ankle & knee?? It was *real* easy at the time...

I was slap/kick boxing with my 13 y/o son and his friend (at the same time, 2 on 1), and decided to teach them the finer points of a spinning heel kick into a front thrust kick... and it went terribly wrong. The friend decided to duck the kick... by diving on the floor, right where I had chosen to plant my foot for the next kick. I tried to readjust my landing, but didnt do so good. Ankle went one way, knee went the other... and I went down.

(here's the part where I tell you that I hadn't actually done a kick like that in 10 years or more... and having 2 major neck surgeries 2 years ago, I shouldn't have been doing it anyways, but, the boy is 13 and a half, hitting puberty, his voice just changed, and he thinks he can take ole dad now. I gotta keep the pup in line ya know, show him who the big dog still is.)

:hug:

[Bucky]

60. Wild horses couldn't drag me away....

...from my true love.

Of course if I were really a lawyer, I probably wouldn't have such ethical hang ups, would I?

[wildhorses]

64. that sounds like double speak to me--

sure you are not a lawyer??

all the best to you and your true love:hi:

[DainBramaged]

67. I may be olde enough you be your father

unless you are in your 40's plus.

[wildhorses]

70. age is just a number!!!

are you a lawyer?

not that it matters but, it is the thread after all:P

[SPKrazy]

69. I'm Not A Lawyer...

but I've seen your pic

I've talked to you a little

and I know that I'd date you in a New York minute!

:D



:pals:

[wildhorses]

72. awwww----you

:pals:


and thanks for all you did last night...


i carried an ass-whoopin' for a while:blush:

[SPKrazy]

74. I Keep Gettin' One From Then Too!

'bout how I don't understand addiction vs. dependence.

:eyes:

:pals:

and if I were a lawyer (:wtf:) or not, I'd ask you out if given the chance.

;)

[wildhorses]

76. for what its worth--

i agree with you about addictive personalities...

is this the same thread of which you speak?

[SPKrazy]

78. yes...

it is the same one

the one that you hid i think

but thanks

;)

[WeRQ4U]

80. I'm a lawyer, and a guy...

And I'd give you a shot at the title....

If I weren't married, and had 2 kids, and a lovely home etc... LOL.

[AirmensMom]

85. Well, I'm not a guy or a lawyer,

But I'd still love to spend time with you. :loveya: :hi: :hug: