An Early Sunday Morning Caption? (don't be frightened)

[matcom]

[Bucky]

When I hold my text book in front of me like this...

... the other kids can't see I've got a boner

[acmavm]

1. I know something you don't know. See, right here, in my little red book.

And I'm not telling, I don't care what the Supreme Court says. I run this country AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

[tedoll78]

2. Maybe he's born with it..

maybe it's Maybeliene.

[AlGore-08.com]

15. I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt - -

- - so sexy it HURTS!

[underpants]

3. He looks like his has on French handcuffs...er...I mean Freedom handcuffs

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=307375&mesg_id=307375

[tedoll78]

4. I have another one.

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

[underpants]

5. You make me feel you make me feel like a natural woman..... woman

You make me feel.......

[ornotna]

6. Strong enough for a man, but made for an asshole. n/t

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

7. It's just the plans

for his secret moon base complete with laser weapons, golf course, spa and killling zoo for him and all his charming friends.

[underpants]

8. Just wait until I unveil my army of sharks with lasers attached to them

:bounce:

[dogman]

9. These plans will make me so-o-o-o rich!

[cosmicdot]

10. Cheney is thinking: betcha'ya'll try to enlarge it ...

...to see what it says ... I'm not even suppose to have this out of the black folder for anyone to see ... but, I like to torture you ... bwhahahahahaha ...

[Bertha Venation]

11. Yes, AAMOF, I am the Ultimate Asshole and World's Worst Father.

And yes, AAMOF, this is my secret file on my daughter. Got a problem with that? I am God, after all.

[HEyHEY]

12. "So Billy, you want to make paper rockets in class do you?"

[DS1]

13. SWM seeks SWF (continued)

Cosy apartment in a safe neighborhood, no pets, loves outdoor sports.

[AlGore-08.com]

16. MWM seeks MON (Middle-Eastern, Oil-Producing Nation)

For carpet bombing; invasion; rebuilding of bombed out national infastructure via lucrative, no-bid contracts; theft of oil reserves; forced conversion to fundamentalist Christianity. History of agression against neighboring countries, development of weapons of mass destruction a plus. No freaks.

[AlGore-08.com]

14. Call me a "pompous, waddling master of foul play", will you?

Quack, quack, quack!

[AlGore-08.com]

17. Kick for the Sunday night crowd

:kick: