Ten reasons Bush has for going to the Moon and Mars

[Scaramouche]

1. Prove we don’t need clear air or water to survie…
2. Search for more aliens willing to work in the US on permit basis…
3. So he can be the first president of a whole planet…
4. He really didn’t understand what the Project for the New American Century was about…
5. He thinks Terra-Forming sounds more compassionate…
6. Read Ray Bradbury’s story, “The Other Foot,” about how blacks left America for Mars…
7. When he wears a space suit no will say he has socks in the crotch…
8. If he can get a cow to jump over the moon that the mad cow thing will go away…
9. He wants to be both Kennedy and Nixon…
10. Prove that he can do what his dad couldn’t, once again…

[caledesi]

1. It's called Distraction. Plain and simple. nt

[Aristus]

2. That poor-misbegotten idiot.

The harder he tries to look daring and visionary, the more like a mush-brained sock-puppet he becomes.

[Skittles]

3. he is hoping we will find jobs there

:D