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Sat Jan-10-04 02:29 PM
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A caller to CSPAN this morning said we need to go to the moon to protect our country from terrorism.
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Sat Jan-10-04 02:32 PM
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1. So we can install a giant laser to ZAP Osama bin laden from the moon.
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Sat Jan-10-04 02:34 PM
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2. Better to be fighting them on the Moon
than in the streets of Baghdad
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Sat Jan-10-04 02:35 PM
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3. Which can only be cured by green cheese.
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Sat Jan-10-04 02:35 PM
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WMDs (Wookies and Moon Devils) attack us first!
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Sat Jan-10-04 02:36 PM
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5. What if our ladder isn't long enough? We'd suffocate in space!
Also, what if our ship got stuck in the Moon'e eye. Eww, gross!
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Sat Jan-10-04 02:48 PM
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6. Bush will send the rest of the world to the moon to live= no terriorist
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Sat Jan-10-04 02:48 PM
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7. the caller is semi correct
Edited on Sat Jan-10-04 02:51 PM by moof
logic send everyone to the moon that thinks going to the moon will make earth safer, Now the earth will be safer.
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Sat Jan-10-04 02:55 PM
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Sat Jan-10-04 05:07 PM
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Sat Jan-10-04 02:51 PM
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The Sea of Tranquility is nice this time of year. The cheese flavored minnows are mighty tasty! I think the caller then fell over and hit his head (again) on some sharp object.
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Sat Jan-10-04 02:57 PM
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10. 3 Moon Buggies left behind by Apollo could deliver WoMD
All they need is fresh batteries and you have 3 all terrain WoMD delivery platforms.
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Sat Jan-10-04 03:02 PM
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11. I didn't know there was oil on the moon.
How much $$$ for Halliburton?
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Sat Jan-10-04 03:05 PM
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12. But first we need to find WMD on Mars.
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Sat Jan-10-04 03:23 PM
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Sat Jan-10-04 04:46 PM
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14. Gotta plant a Cross on the Moon so those Muslims can't hide
from the light of God, even when the sun goes down!
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Sat Jan-10-04 05:12 PM
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16. You folks are good! Too funny!
And then, on to Mars to cure cancer.
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Sat Jan-10-04 05:13 PM
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17. And the moon needs a Wal -Mart
It's probably the only place in the galaxy that doesn't have one. :)
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Sat Jan-10-04 05:44 PM
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That's where Osama has been hiding his buddy Hussein's WMD.
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Sun Jan-11-04 05:07 PM
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19. Well, the muslim symbol IS a crescent moon...
"You shoot a donkey-mounted rocket at our helicopters, we'll shoot a 20-storey missile at your ENTIRE RELIGION, BABY!!"
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