My governor is running in the St Louis Marathon. Ugh.

[AllegroRondo]

Just heard that Governor Blunt (Asshole-Missouri) will be running as part of a 4 person team in the St Louis Marathon on April 15th. I've run in it for the last 3 years, and yes, I'll be there again this year.

So, the big question....

If I see him on the course, should I trip him?

[evlbstrd]

1. Yes.

[AllegroRondo]

2. with that name, I should have know you'd say "yes"

[evlbstrd]

4. He's supposed to be my gov, too.

Unfortunately, I won't be in St. Louis, although that'd be worth the "trip."

[GoneOffShore]

3. Caltrops

Are always useful.

[Javaman]

5. Naaaa, do an old running trick. :)

it's infantile but does the job.

If you see him and you are both near a water stop, cut in front of him, grab a water that was meant for him, then when you go to splash it on your face, miss yourself and hit him. :) apologize then run away laughing LOL

[AllegroRondo]

6. ooh! I like that!

heehee.

[Jimbo S]

7. He's only running a fourth of it?

What a wuss!

Pee on his leg as you go past him.
Fart in his direction.
Fake a dry heave.

[AllegroRondo]

8. Yup, hes only doing 6 miles.

Im betting it will be the first leg, too, so he gets a lot of photo publicity. Normally at the end, they let all 4 members of a team cross the finish line together, so he'll have that photo op too.

I wonder if I could get a mouthful of carbo gel and gatorade, and fake a vomit attack onto his back.

[Jimbo S]

11. Spike his Fuel Belt

Squirt that sticky GU on him.
Blow your nose at him.

[deadparrot]

9. Hope he enjoys it...

as he'll be getting his ass kicked by Jay Nixon (God willing) in a year and a half. I'm not a huge fan of Nixon, but he'll be loads better than Blunt Trauma.

[AllegroRondo]

10. especially after the sexual harassment / settlement fiasco!