If you had a sock puppet, what would you name it?

[Maddy McCall]

Now I know that socks are against the rules at DU, and rightly so, but if you had an alter ego, what would you name yourself? And why?

[Deja Q]

1. Lamb Chop's best friend...

Hypno Sock...

[jpgray]

2. TemporarySockpuppet

Wait, uh, I meant "steve."

[VelmaD]

3. I'm gonna grab up Hootie McBoob...

before anyone else does. :)

[Little Wing]

4. OwMyBalz

[jpgray]

5. OwMyBalzac would be funnier. And lit'ry!

:bounce:

[johnnie]

6. Johnnie

[Fran Kubelik]

7. With a capital J?

:rofl:

[realisticphish]

8. I would call him George

and i would hug him and squeeze him...

[salin]

9. linas

cuz I love anagrams.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. CrustySmegmaBlinis

[Shell Beau]

11. ShelleyBelleyJelley!

:shrug:

[merh]

12. Hurwitz

:)

on edit: Or NaughtyGirl

[asthmaticeog]

13. Paddy.

[dolo amber]

14. sundog

[sundog]

18. fuck off you slag

:D

:loveya:

[dolo amber]

36. !!!

:bounce:

[TheMightyFavog]

15. Mr. Flibble

[Dave Reynolds]

16. Peristaltic Rush.

Because it sounds better than "Poop Cramp."

[Glorfindel]

17. Pusswillikins, of course...

what else could one possibly call a sock puppet? Except, naturally, Cadwallader.

[Richard Steele]

19. "Zombie Lambchop" nm

[Gormy Cuss]

20. Carrie White

Because a part of me is like the character...trying to be nice to everyone and assuming that they mean well, but when they turn out to be evil, well...

[MonkeyFunk]

21. FunkyMonk

[Cannikin]

22. CrazyForCopyCatThreads

[Richardo]

23. I, Orchard

[Tikki]

24. Marine Del Roy........n/t

[amitten]

25. Toonces. n/t

[KitchenWitch]

26. GerryMander!

Just because.

[suninvited]

27. I like Sake

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[KitchenWitch]

28. I love your siggy pic!

[RandomKoolzip]

29. Jeff Death.

[Susang]

30. Gnasus

I just now realized the whole backwards name thing would actually sound kinda cool! :D

[sakabatou]

31. Naka-mi

[Random_Australian]

32. Pieces_Of_Exploded Walrus_4_Polished, of course.

[Richard Steele]

33. "Little Richard"

[dEMOK]

34. Non-Sequitar... n-t

[regnaD kciN]

35. Skiinner...

...and see how many people noticed the extra 'i'. :evilgrin:

[MissMillie]

37. Angus

I don't know why

[BlueIris]

38. Disposable Talking Foot-Covering Apparatus.

Or, IrisBlue. You know, something no one would ever be able to trace to me.

[Chan790]

39. Name Removed

I'd have a "tombstone" avatar too.

Why? Amusement. that's all.

I also debated Christ Descartes so I could deny my existence.

Same Reason.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

40. fabulous femme

[philosophie_en_rose]

41. Princess Olive Chicken Avenger!

:rofl:

[TechBear_Seattle]

42. If I had a sockpuppet, I would name him George

And I would love him, and squeeze him, and make him post naughty things and always agree with me. :hi:

[GoneOffShore]

43. I'd name mine Lennie

So he could smack George on the top of his head:evilgrin: :banghead:

[Hugin]

44. Ditto or MeToo...

At least it would be obvious.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

45. Universal Flamebait -nt

[Name removed]

46. Deleted message

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[Phillycat]

47. Anastasia Beaverhousen.

Or, you know, catpower2000. :)

[A-Schwarzenegger]

48. B-Schwarzenegger.

[KamaAina]

49. Tony Snow

Hey, it works for Bush**!

[Betty]

50. George Bush

Cheney/Rove's little puppet.

[ScreamingMeemie]

51. matcom's ghost...

Oh wait, that's taken. :think:

[ChickMagic]

52. Soylent Green

[Javaman]

53. Iggy. nt

[Jamastiene]

54. Shithead, for obvious reasons.

If I was creating a sock puppet to begin with, it would be to be a shithead.