**A timely political joke**

[CaliforniaPeggy]

This comes from a good friend of mine....

>Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for
some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the
men's room and they found a strange- looking gent sitting at the entrance
>He said, "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our
>newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something
truthful,will reward you with your wish.
>But, be warned: if you say something FALSE, you will be sucked into the
mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
>The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton
stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three," and
he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.
>Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most aware of the
environmental problems of us three," and in an instant, he was surrounded
by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.
>Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true, George
W. Bush looked into the mirror and said, "I think...," and was promptly
sucked into the mirror.

[RevCheesehead]

1. ROFLMAO!

That's almost as much a classic as the Brazillion joke!! :rofl:

:hi::hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear Rev!

Ah, I'm so glad you like it!

A good friend of mine passed it along, and I thought it might bring a laugh here.........

:hi: :hug:

[UrbScotty]

3. My dear CaliforniaPeggy!

Here's another good one!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6293641

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. My dear ih8thegop!

Thanks for the link!

What is this, the night for kicking my threads?

:hug:

[UrbScotty]

5. My dear CaliforniaPeggy!

Why yes, it IS the night for kicking your threads! :D

Seriously, though, I've been checking my DU Journals blogroll, and happened upon a couple of your posts.

;-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. Well...

Anytime you want to kick my threads......

It's OK by me!

Thank you......:hug:

[Richard Steele]

6. HA!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. My dear dicksteele!

Oh, another very funny one!

Thank you for sharing tonight!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Richard Steele]

10. I was just giving the Lounge a quick final pass before bed. Glad I did!

Goodnight everybody! :hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. Good night!

Sweetest of dreams!

:hi:

[philosophie_en_rose]

9. If only!

:rofl:

I hope Al Gore does get a pile of money to fund a presidential campaign.

Among other things. :)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. Wouldn't that be some sort of miracle?

I'd love to see that happening!

:hi: