"It's not lacking any meat - and that's what real women need!"

[petronius]

God Damn! If I see that abso-fucking-posilutely annoying ridiculous gawdawful commercial one more time, I'm going to burn down every Quizno's in this town!! :mad: :puke: :grr:

[jakefrep]

1. It's an improvement from those stupid talking baby ads nt

[Mrs.Matcom]

2. And then she laughs with her mouth open...

and it is full of food!! YUCK! I saw that commercial the other night and almost yapped!

[LostInAnomie]

3. Well, isn't that all women REALLY need, petronius?

Isn't it? :patriot:

[petronius]

4. I'm not totally disagreeing with the sentiment (at least I didn't the first

97 times I saw it), but that ear-scarring cackling laugh is like a battery acid enema...

(More seriously, I find pathetic attempts at sexual innuendo in main-stream advertising to be vomitorious...)

:)

[otherlander]

8. "A grand empire of assholes

drowns the cities in a sea of commericalized sperm."
:puke:

[petronius]

9. It may just be the alcohol talking, but that is a really captivating statement...

:hi:

[Lilith Velkor]

5. If you don't eat your meat, ya canna have any pudding!

Every day I thank myself for throwing away my TV.

[LeftyMom]

6. Me too.

Television was a waste of time and bad for my blood pressure. Deciding not to replace mine when it broke was one of the best decisions I ever made.

[Lilith Velkor]

11. How long ago?

It's been about ten years since I owned a set. The one drawback is that you tend to miss a lot of references made in casual conversation.

[LeftyMom]

12. Off and on.

I didn't have one or a few years, then my mother decided that when I went on maternity leave I'd be horribly bored without one, so she gave it to me and while I tried to keep people in the house from using the danged thing (the sheer noise of it gets on my nerves, I have a hearing problem that makes it difficult to understand speech when there's background noise) I didn't manage to get rid of the thing entirely until my son tried to clean it and sprayed half a bottle of all-purpose cleaner on it. Apparently some dripped onto the circuit board inside it, and I was secretly thrilled. That was last summer. :)

[flvegan]

7. I guess "real women" need to replace the good meat

in the bedroom with the "meat" from Quiznos.

[petronius]

10. Apparently. It's just an incredibly obnoxious ad in so many ways...

They bludgeon us with over-done sexual innuendo, imply that you must consume their product to be 'real,' and wrap it all up in a screechy faux-trendy package that is the definition of wretched...

[amitten]

13. I really think people misunderstand this ad.

Recently there have been (from Burger King, etc.) a slew of "real men eat meat" fast food ads. All about men needing "manly" meals comprised of huge amounts of meat.

I think the Quiznos ad is poking fun at that, and giving the women their turn. I also think that accounts for the stupid-on-purpose cackling. It's a send-up of all those other ads.

[WCGreen]

16. Correct....

I guess The Q wasn't making any headway against Subway so they are gong after the King...

I know one thing, when I crave Prime Rib, I think of Quiznos...

[Left Is Write]

14. I hate that commercial too. Too bad it seems to run every three or four minutes.

Even when I'm not actually watching TV!

[Critters2]

15. I've never been to a Quizno's

and this commercial guarantees I'll never go.