CONFESS!!! What do you do when no one else is watching?

[NewWaveChick1981]

Besides spanking the monkey, that is. :P :rofl:

If nobody else is watching, I will sometimes dance down the street when I take my fitness walk in the evening. I play some damn cool music when I walk, so I can't help it. :P

[edbermac]

1. Walk around the block wearing a hockey mask and carrying a chainsaw.

Thankfully no one has seen me yet; they might get the wrong idea. :silly:

[Deep13]

39. "...they might get the wrong idea."

What's the right idea?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear NWC!

I love to dance around in my big study when there's groovy music on!

I realize that this might be hard to visualize, but I have a lot of fun, and it's good exercise too.....

:woohoo: :woohoo:

[Hosnon]

3. The occasional full body spaz fest. NT.

[Kali]

4. go naked

or shirtless

Hey I'm big and it gets hot around here. Been busted working in the corral before though, so I keep a spare t shirt in the barn - saddle blankets are a bit scratchy.

[Jamastiene]

12. That's mine too.

I have problems with nausea. I always had those problems. Shirts, no matter what kind, tend to make it worse. When I'm home and it's just me and my aunt, I go shirtless. Believe it or not, it saves power in the summer because the a/c can be notched up a little to account for not having the shirt on to make me feel hotter.

[styersc]

5. I know its sad, but a house guest once me caught me

telling my dog about my lousy day.

You don't have to tell me I'm a loser- I already know.

[mainegreen]

9. I talk to my cat even when people are there.

She's a great listener when she's hungry.

:P

[styersc]

11. I have the same problem with D.

FOr a very long time I've realized the she's a biscuit-holic. I've considered an intervention but I'm afraid I would drive her away. Instead of doing what I know is right- I'm a weak enabler. I can't figure out which one of us is most pathetic (although I suspect I know the answer).

[Left Is Write]

10. Don't most people who have pets talk to them?

[zanne]

37. I sometimes make the mistake of talking to my cats outside!

Sometimes I catch myself, but when they "help me" in the garden by playing with the weeds I pull, etc., I sound like a real idiot. I guess I've earned the "crazy cat lady" title in my neighborhood. It's all good.:hi:

[LostInAnomie]

6. Porn

Mostly, just porn.

[styersc]

14. You mean watching porn...

...or making porn? Have I seen you in anything?

[Ariana Celeste]

7. i dance in my livingroom

nobody should ever have to be subjected to that

[Left Is Write]

8. Sing and dance.

Incidentally (or not), I don't have a monkey.

[crim son]

13. I dance & sing while working in the kitchen.

It's bad.

[styersc]

15. What a coincidence.

Sometimes I take a hot plate and cook at concerts. Differrent strokes.

Once I made crawfish etoufee' while watching Leon Redbone at a college bar.

[crim son]

16. You probably get better food

and better music, in that case.

[styersc]

17. The results are spotty.

In my youth, I once blamed a growling rendition of "Whipping Post" by Bonnie Raitt for breaking a buerre blanc. But as I have matured I realized that I probably rushed the introduction of the butter- before the white wine was properly reduced.

But if I had to give one up, I'd give up rich butter sauces and keep Bonnie Raitt.

[billyskank]

32. I wanna see that

:7

:hug:

[crim son]

36. It's not pretty, dearest.

:7

[Guava Jelly]

18. Check out my remote hidden camera

That is in your bedroom :evilgrin:

[Danger Mouse]

19. I'd tell you but that would probably get the thread locked.

:eyes:

[Omphaloskepsis]

20. I talk to myself..

I do it a lot and usually end up getting caught. I can't really say that I care very much when I do get caught.

I need a smoke...

[reyd reid reed]

21. I'd tell you

but then I'd have to erase your memory. So...

I shall spare you. It's lots of fun, though.

:hi:

[datasuspect]

22. i sniff the tip of my index finger

in a vain attempt to remember the source of the odor.

[reyd reid reed]

31. I'm almost afraid to ask....

and I might be glad your efforts are in vain.

:scared:

[NNadir]

23. I play chess with albino leopards.

I've never been caught in the act thankfully.

[SPKrazy]

24. Sometimes I...

watch other people...

or spank the monkey

or watch you dance down the street and ...

never mind :P

:hug: :hi:

[Nicole]

25. I drink out of the milk carton.

Not that it matters since I live alone & no one drinks after me.

[derby378]

28. I do that all the time, too

We have an unwritten rule: if your lips touch the can or bottle, it's yours.

[Nicole]

30. Good unwritten rule.

:rofl:

[stuntcat]

26. 4th or 5th on the singing/dancing

:party:

[struggle4progress]

27. I congradyulates meself fer bein a millyunaire and winnin all them Nobel prizes

:D

[Forkboy]

29. Act like a nice guy.

Which is something I never do around others.

[MissMarple]

33. Dance to country music, eat chocolate chip cookies.

Well..it is really about the chocolate, cookies are optional. Scotch is good,as too. :)

[billyskank]

34. Ceiling cat is watching when I masturbate

so that doesn't count. :P

[BlueIris]

35. I'm a closet singer.

But I will only sing when absolutely no one else is around.

[taterguy]

38. I do this

I wouldn't mind other people watching but I can't imagine why they would want to