Do Fruit flavored Gummi Bears count as a fruit on a diet?

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I can have Jello and fruit on my diet and I was wondering if Gummi Bears would count as a serving of both.

I am on the South Beach diet and I need to lose 5 pounds by January 22nd and I don't want to break my diet.

[brainshrub]

1. Yes.

And chocolate cake is a fine breakfast food.

As Bill Cosby.

[DarkPhenyx]

3. But only if eaten with....

...grapefruit juice.

"These Are Not Your Children!!!"

:)

[DarkPhenyx]

2. Don't know...

...but the "clear" ones are the best!

:)

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4. Are the clear ones

Your free calories on a diet?

[Draven]

5. Yes...

in my diet. :)

[DuctapeFatwa]

6. only in public schools in low income areas

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10. I still use ketchup as a vegetable

Didn't Ronnie the Raygun tell us that ketchup was a vegetable.

[DS1]

7. A Rose by any other name is still

Cora, no Coral, yeah, Coral, because roses are full of rocks.

[rooboy]

8. Losing 5 pounds by Jan 22nd would not be a healthy thing to do...

so make peace with your Gummi Bears and treat them with the respect they deserve. I don't think a Gummi Bear would appreciate being referred to as a "fruit"...

[Lostmessage]

9. My suit won't button

I am addicted to Gummi Candy and I can't stop eating it. The interview is very important but the only drawback is that I would be living in Jeb Bush country.