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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-01-07 03:24 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: Vergie Arthur is suing to get custody of Jesus' Bones.
She plans to bury them in Texas..
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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-01-07 03:31 AM
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1. I bet they belong to Jimmy Hoffa.
:shrug:
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-01-07 06:10 AM
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2. Too late...
Michael Jackson already has the rights to the bones wrapped up. He's going to display them on his new tour along with an empty box containing Bush's brain.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-01-07 06:13 AM
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3. All my excess lives in Texas
So I'll buryyyy mah boans in Tenna-seeeee!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-01-07 07:47 AM
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4. Think of what Pat and Jerry could do with that wishbone!
Edited on Thu Mar-01-07 08:14 AM by Hubert Flottz
Edit...I'll bet Gonzo's new life Baptist Posse is watching this thread like the devil.
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Pab Sungenis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-01-07 07:57 AM
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5. Like I said before....
...this is a job for MAURY!
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ms liberty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-01-07 09:51 AM
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6. Oh, SoCalDem...that pic in your sig line....
is BRILLIANT!!!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
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