Records show Dean Flip Flopped in 1996

[Cheswick2.0]

Fresh evidence emerged today which proves that back in 1996 -- during his tenure as governor of Vermont -- Howard Dean repeatedly changed his mind regarding the type of toppings he wanted to choose for a take-out pizza.

A newly released videotape clearly shows Dean saying the following words: "Pepperoni … no ham … no Italian sausage … no capicollo … no, wait, artichoke hearts … oh, for crying out loud, won't someone help me make my mind up on this!!! I just don't know what I want!!!"

Reaction from other Democratic contenders concerning Dean's pizza inconsistency was swift.

"This sort of equivocation is typical of Howard Dean. America deserves a leader who knows what he wants on his pizza," said rival John Kerry.

"How's my hair?" he added.

Meanwhile, Dennis Kucinich was so upset by Dean's inability to select toppings that he wore a special T-shirt during a radio interview outlining what pizzas would look like under a Kucinich presidency.



http://www.chortler.com/1167hodean.html

[bitchkitty]

1. Ha, ha!

"How's my hair?"

Great site, thanks.

[Cheswick2.0]

2. lots of funny stuff there

enjoy

[funky_bug]

3. Great!

That was absolutely hilarious. You know, maybe if we took to poking the stick at ourselves once in awhile, this place might be a bit better off.

Seriously enjoyed your digs at one and all. Very funny post.

[Renew Deal]

4. Capicollo and Artichoke hearts on Pizza?

Now that's a northeastern Liberal. It's like eating a Philly cheese steaks daintily.

Very Funny :toast:

[slinkerwink]

6. oh, kerry....real dean supporters take BIG bites of philly cheese steaks..

;-)

[Renew Deal]

5. That's a reich wing link. What's your opinion?

:evilgrin:

[Cheswick2.0]

7. my opinion is

that reick wingers have no humor, it must be a liberal site.
:7