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Efilroft Sul Donating Member (827 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 02:04 PM
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You write greeting cards for Wal-Mart. What does your card say?
Mine: "Happy 30th birthday, grandma!"

Next!
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 02:05 PM
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1. Subvert the dominant paradigm
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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 02:09 PM
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2. Redeem this birthday card for one free Wal-Mart brand c-ring
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 02:10 PM
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3. "Die bitch, why don't you just die."
Props to underpants.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 02:43 PM
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7. ;;;
:rofl::spit::bounce::applause:
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Gatchaman Donating Member (944 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 02:35 PM
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4. That NASCAR racin' sure is great
I'm glad you have it in your life
but it doesn't take much to entertain a man
when his sister is his wife!

Happy birthday, Dad, er, Uncle, er, Brother.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 02:41 PM
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5. Ya shur gotta purdy mowf.
Be My Valentine
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 02:42 PM
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6. With love on your birthday...
...to my baby's mama. (The check is on its way.)
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 02:52 PM
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8. ...
生日快樂
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-28-07 02:56 PM
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9. This card was made by slave labor in sweatshop conditions, and we made 78% profit on it.
Happy Birthday!
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