There's an allosaurus in my house.

[LeftyMom]

It sort of looks like a young human boy to me, but it says it's an allosaurus and it's growling and biting at my hand, so I guess I believe it. Only a minute ago it was a baby stegosaurus, so I'm a bit confused. Apparently I don't just have dinosaurs in the house, I have talking, shapeshifting dinosaurs in the house.

I wonder what people who don't have children who turn into dinosaurs at the slightest provocation do on Saturday nights. :shrug:

PS Allosaurus says he wants pizza for dinner. With lots of tofurkey sausage, because he's a predator. Either he's not entirely clear on this whole food chain thing or packs of hungry vegan allosaurs hunted the wild tofurkey to extinction. ;)

[ZombieNixon]

1. Well, duh!

Why else do you think they have to make the tofurkey out of soybeans these days? God, you vegans...always hunting innocent tofurkeys to death. :eyes: :P

[annabanana]

2. My Allosaurusses (Allosauri?)

went and got big on me. .
One's a Sophomore in College, the other a Senior in High School. . .

I miss my allosauri..

[LeftyMom]

4. We have some time left.

Little Allosaurus will be six in April. Right now he's reading a book about dinosaurs to me. I think we're officially in the dinosaurs on the brain phase. :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. You must cut its throat with the lid from a can of Chef Boy-R-Di ravioli

Otherwise, it will lead to global warming and the destruction - nay, genocide/extinction - of even more life forms.

For the love of God and the good of the country!

Or, transmogrify it into a Velociraptor. It's our only hope!!

[LeftyMom]

6. Uh, where would I have a can of "chef" boyardee?

The best I could do on short notice is pummel him with toffuti cuties, but he'd like that. We're doomed.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. I don't know - wherever white trash shop, I suppose.

The Dollar Store? WalMart? I imagine that wherever they buy those shirts for their 10 year old girls that say "Sperm Dumpster!" and "SLUT!!" would have Chef Boyardee.

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Be careful...

http://www.questionablecontent.net/cast.php



Sara
Sara was a former employee at Coffee of Doom. Word on the street is she was eaten by an allosaurus.

[LeftyMom]

7. Yes, but this is a vegan allosaurus

He's safe unless you're made of soy or wheat gluten. Anyhow, he found some stickers, so if we all run now, it should be okay.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Hey, you are what you eat...

:P

[InvisibleTouch]

10. Heh. I shapeshifted into a Brachiosaurus once.

I was about five. :)