I used to be able to name every nut that there was.

[redqueen]

[billyskank]

1. What's my name then?

I got ya there, admit it.

[redqueen]

5. Pine Nut

:P

[billyskank]

6. Close enuff

:hug:

[redqueen]

8. :)

:hug:

[XNASA]

12. That's also the name of a town.

[redqueen]

16. Yup, that's what put it in my mind...

[tk2kewl]

2. Did Robert Goulet shead your list of nut names?

:shrug:

[redqueen]

9. Is shead a word?

Or were you asking if Robert Goulet headed the list?

I'm confused (see... here's another example)

[tk2kewl]

19. shread...

as in if you don't eat you Emerald Nuts Robert Goulet comes and messes with your stuff every day at 3:00 PM

[Aristus]

3. Pine nuts...peanuts...cashew nuts...brazil nuts...walnuts...

'Ventually, mah mothah would say: "Yew jes' stop namin' nuts, now"

[redqueen]

7. ...

:D

I thought this would be the easiest one.

I wanted to post the line about American Bitch magazine

[Marnieworld]

14. Macadamia Nut

Oooh that would just put mama over the edge.

[Strawman]

4. Left....

[redqueen]

11. This post is offensive and should be banned!

You could at least put some underpants on it...

[Strawman]

15. ...Right

You walked right into my trap.

[XNASA]

10. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut.

Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.

[redqueen]

13. he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr"

and that sounded like Macadamia nut

[El Fuego]

17. I like Brazilian nuts myself

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:hide:

[redqueen]

18. Oh man...

:spank:

Strangely, it has taken me until just this moment to remember that I have once again forgotten to eat my lunch, which is yet again... mixed nuts. :P