What scares a man?

[edbermac]

Just the list here. Full article is here: http://health.yahoo.com/experts/menlovesex/17701/what-scares-a-man

Let's count down through the Scary Fifteen:

#15 Hair in the drain.
#14 Getting caught noticing another woman.
#13 Rejection.
#12 Super Nanny.
#11 Speedos.
#10 His dad's death.
#9 Her tears.
#8 Being a lousy lover.
#7 Not being a god to his kids.
#6 Living paycheck to paycheck.
#5 Beautiful women.
#4 Getting naked.
#3 Tofurky.
#2 Not seeing his kids grow up.
# 1 Public humiliation.

Anything to add? :shrug:

[ohiosmith]

1. The big C: castration.

[Phillycat]

2. Getting hit/kicked in the jewels

[itsmesgd]

3. a woman with a knife or a tube of crazy glue

...or braces

[AllegroRondo]

4. any sharp object near my groin

[Omphaloskepsis]

5. I'm afraid of stupid fucking lists.

And getting this again.

Epididymitis is an inflammation or infection of the epididymis, a convoluted duct that lies on the posterior surface of the testicle. If the inflammation or infection extends to the adjacent testicle, epididymo-orchitis is present. The most common cause of intrascrotal inflammation is epididymitis.

[Phillycat]

6. OMG. How big did it get?

[Omphaloskepsis]

8. My left testicle was about three times its normal size.

The right was about double the normal size. It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced. This has happened twice. The first time I got my prostate checked.. That was really bad. The second time I got checked for cancer with that little wand and some gel that made my balls warm. I actually enjoyed that. A good thing and a bad thing bundle in a big ball of fear. (no pun intended)

[taterguy]

7. Losing his penis to a whore with disease