I would give all my worldly possessions to the one person who could...

[LynneSin]

....find a cure for my damn runny nose!!!

:grr:


(Mind you I have very little in worldy possessions)

[mainegreen]

1. My trick: Never get out of the shower.

Just stay in there until the cold is over.

[Pacifist Patriot]

5. Oooo, I like that one!

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. Ever used a NetiPot?

While it doesn't cure a runny nose, it sure as hell helps. :D I've caught the virus my husband has had (gee, thanks, hubby! :sarcasm:), and I've used my NetiPot a lot in the past couple of days. :P

[mainegreen]

3. I've found it fails to work if your nose is already stuffed! The water wont go through!

So infuriating!

[REP]

4. Spicy Food, Preferably Chinese

I always get something called Spicy Dry Fried Chicken, which has a delicious ginger, garlic, vinegar and pepper sauce. Yes, it makes the nose run while it's being eaten, but after that ... no more runny nose. Plus life is better because I've just had Spicy Dry Fried Chicken!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. I know of an excellent treatment, but you have to be a lesbian. Are you? -nt

[liontamer]

7. not cures but treatments

1) two shots of vodka
2) a visit to a turkish steam room
3)never going outside
4)a good workout


Good luck! :hi:

[Hugin]

8. Ah, I don't need a Toy-o-tah...

But, have your tried an antihistamine?

[Midlodemocrat]

9. I found some OTC sudafed yesterday at the local

Lucky's, kind of a quick stop here in my neighborhood. I was looking for something for BabyMidlo who is really, really sick, and Voila, there it was. Children's Motrin Cold.

[Orrex]

10. Buy two bottles of wine

Step One: Buy two bottles of wine
Step Two: Remove the corks from teh bottles
Step Three: Insert the corks into your respective nostrils
Step Four: Consume or discard the wine as your age/religion/health/lifestyle requires

Repeat Steps One, Two, and Four as necessary until cured.

[liberal hypnotist]

11. This will work.

Stop all sugar. 1 Tbls of sea salt in a glass of filtered water. Snort it in each nostril several times. Do this every morning. it stings at first. Next, (optional) stay away from people, animals and ares with trees or plants.