Without names or details, what is the number of DUers other than yourself you've seen naked?

[LeftyMom]

3

[crim son]

1. One ex-DUer.

Nobody else! Oh, except CaliforniaPeggy. :P

[LeftyMom]

2. Did she PM you with those too?

That hussy. :P

[crim son]

5. LOL!

Do I wish she had? Yes I do! :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

10. Then There Was That One Time

when you were drunk...

oh wait

that was someone else

sorry.

never mind



:hug:

[crim son]

15. I never get that drunk.

Not since college, anyway. :P

[SPKrazy]

17. I KNow It Wasn't You

I get you DU women mixed up so easy

:eyes:

:hi:

:hug:

[crim son]

19. If it had been me, sweetheart, you'd remember. n/t

[SPKrazy]

21. Well That Is Prolly True

I'd prolly be tombstoned, right?

:rofl:

either that or you'd have been singing my praises :rofl:

I'm picking #1 as my best guess

:eyes:

[crim son]

22. Heh, it's the wine talking.

You'd probably forget. :P

[SPKrazy]

23. I Can't Remember Shit Anyway

so I'll undoubtedly forget

:rofl:

[crim son]

26. Mikey did.

Oh shit, that's the wine talking too. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

29. How Much Wine Are We Talking?

:rofl:

[crim son]

34. Only two glasses!

Any more and I'd be out in the street trying to solicit passers-by! :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

35. Damn, I Miss All The Fun...

I wanna see that

I wanna be a passer by

:rofl:

:hug:

[crim son]

42. *snort*

I just poured my third. Wait a while. :)

[SPKrazy]

45. Yeah, well by the time I get to Maine

you'll be sober

:(

then you won't solicit me walking down your street.

:shrug:

I'll have to get that vicariously through your posts about doing it?

[crim son]

47. While it's true that if I did it I'd probably post about it, if not here

then on myspace, but if you're waiting you'll wait in vain :) I'm all talk, no action... or wait - all talk, minimal action!

[SPKrazy]

48. Yeah, I Like The

minimal action part

it's action

yur funny tonight!

:rofl:

[crim son]

49. I'm in a pretty good mood.

I'm trying to be depressed and lonely but it isn't working. Crap, what am I going to do when I'm not depressed and lonely? Get a job, maybe?

[SPKrazy]

50. *snort*

get a job- -

:rofl:

being depressed and lonely isn't working dammit

:hug:

:loveya:

I lurve ya crimmie!

[crim son]

52. I lurves you too, pawpicker.

I do not see the flirter extraordinaire; instead I see you.

That makes me kinda creepy, doesn't it? :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

53. No, not kinda creepy...

just creepy I guess? :rofl:

I'm just me :shrug:

the flirter extraordinaire is just a poser who takes over my body sometimes.

he isn't real though

:hug:

[crim son]

54. Hmm.

I have a response to that but it's probably be out of line.

edited for wine-typo

[SPKrazy]

56. An out of line response...

couldn't be

:rofl:

[crim son]

57. Wha---?

Are you suggesting I lack tact? Or is that just you? :P

[SPKrazy]

58. So I lack tact?

a tact lacker?

Prolly so I guess, well no, not really. I'm tactful most of the time

you are too I think?




:rofl:

[crim son]

61. Nah, that was just a diversion.

Trying to make you forget I'm getting drunk. ;)

[SPKrazy]

62. Forget What?

oh, that's right

wine # 3

BIG FRICKIN' GLASSES

is it good wine?

:shrug:

[crim son]

63. Huge fuckin' ears.

That's all I have to say!

[SPKrazy]

64. She Was a pretty girl ....

but she had huge fuckin' ears...

:shrug:

"photoshoppy" was the title of the post.

:rofl:

I feel so bad about that and yet I ... I'm a heel :cry:


nahhhhh :rofl:

[crim son]

65. A public "apology".

The Lord will reward you for that. :rofl: And you owe me, big time, for giving you the opportunity. hehe

[SPKrazy]

66. I Made A Private Apology...

but here it is...

I, southpawkicker, do hereby apologize publicly and fully for my poor judgment in making the statement about a pretty young girl who had earlobes that were stretched and made them look big. The post was titled "photoshoppy" and I thought she was talking about her ears being photoshopped to look that way. So I made a comment that I regret to this day. Stating that she was a very pretty girl but she had some big fuckin' ears.

I then found out thanks to my dear friend crim son that these were in fact her real ears and I'd just insulted her.

I am sorry my friend. I still laugh about my ignorance to this day. Crim son makes me remember it from time to time to keep me humble when I start to think I am something I guess.

Sorry again.... :hug:




Is that better crimmmie?

:rofl:

[crim son]

68. It doesn't matter what I think!

I'm dying with laughter over here. She was a beautiful girl, that's for sure. And you really fucked up. :rofl: :hug: :loveya:

[SPKrazy]

69. She Forgave Me I Think...

she said it was cool

you love to rub it in...

well you love to tease me anyway, I don't know about you rubbing it in. :shrug: you might :evilgrin:


:rofl:


:hug:


:loveya: too

[crim son]

70. Four glasses of wine.

Come and get it! :evilgrin: No, I'm actually heading to bed. In the spirit of my earlier mourning mood, I will never touch another man! Yeah, right. :eyes:


On edit: unable to make the italics end where I want them to... a sure sign that it's bedtime.

[SPKrazy]

73. Well Damn!

I need to head to bed too, but good talking to you!

:hug:

I think you will touch another man...

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

74. Goodnight!

I think so too.

[SPKrazy]

76. ===

:hug:

there, you've been cyber touched! ;)

[derby378]

3. Just one

[JackBeck]

4. Zero.

I guess I'm a prude. I had no idea such immoral behavior existed around here. :sarcasm:

[LostInAnomie]

6. One

My girlfriend. But, she won't tell me the name she goes under on here. :shrug:

Some day she'll slip up and tell me, and then all of DU will know that a certain DUer has some pretty sweet cans.

[Kat45]

7. One n/t

[wildhorses]

8. 0

:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

11. Foot Tapping Still?

:rofl:

:blush:

[Writer]

13. Whooooaaaaaa, Nelly!

(snort)

[Writer]

14. Is this equivalent to announcing how many people you have slept with?

Because one number is surprisingly higher than the other.

[SPKrazy]

Ummm,

a few

:shrug:

very nice too!

[Gold Metal Flake]

9. Zero.

:cry:

[Nicole]

12. None & I hope to keep it that way!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

16. Dang, I Just Uploaded Some To Photobucket

and was getting ready to PM you too.

:shrug:

glad you let me know here, or glad I read this here.

I'd have been kinda embarrassed :blush:


I mean, I had them ready to go....

:shrug:

[Nicole]

55. Sure you did!

:P

I'm not believing that for a minute.

Nicole runs like hell to block SPK from her PM box :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

59. So Now I'm Blocked From Your PM Box

I'll have to check that...


:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

71. Liar Liar Pants On Fire...

you didn't block me neener neener neener

:rofl:

:hug:

[BlueStorm]

18. None

but I have sent some to two on this board.

Blue

[taterguy]

86. I'm envious

Sorry if that's too honest

[BlueStorm]

118. LOL!!! I'm not much to look at though

as you can see in my sig line, I'm not all that.

Blue

[taterguy]

119. All I see is a very attractive woman

There I go again. Being honest. Sorry about that.

[BlueStorm]

121. Thanks, but right now I don't feel very attractive...

I've been breaking out bad on my face, due to hormones and being out of my acne medications. Plus I haven't been washing my face with the benzoyal peroxide. Lazy aren't I? Lol.

Blue

[Rhythm]

20. just the one i sleep with every night...

*grins*

[Oeditpus Rex]

43. Speaking of whom...

:shrug:

[Rhythm]

78. she's been here off and on... just not as much as she had been

Honestly, she hasn't been feeling all that well, and for the last week or so has been going to bed a bit earlier than her norm.

I'm sure that will change when she feels better....

[AirmensMom]

24. One.

No details ... but I think most people can guess who it is. :D

[LeftyMom]

25. Peggy PM'd you the nudies too?

:rofl:

[AirmensMom]

28. LOL!

:rofl: No ... I'm married to my naked DUer. :rofl:


I hope that's not too much detail. :blush:

[wildhorses]

30. --

you two restore my faith in romance...

so lucky to have what you have...never ever take it for granted
for it is truly a rare and special thing you have

[AirmensMom]

36. Teehee!

:blush:

Hey, we figure that we're too old to break someone new in. That's our story and we're sticking to it! :rofl:

Seriously, though, we know how fortunate we are. I wish all my friends could find the same thing. :loveya:

[wildhorses]

40. good story

and not foolin' anyone;) :rofl:

[billyskank]

106. I know you won't betray me.

:D

[Writer]

27. OMG I am so embarrassed...

:blush:

[SPKrazy]

31. No You Aren't...

:evilgrin:

[Writer]

37. Honestly, if I post this information, there are going to QUESTIONS.

Then a... wait a minute, isn't she married?

Then a... hold on... how is that possible if she's married?

Then some curious person will write me, asking me for a little "hint hint" on the side. You know, hey, pssst... "Hey, Writer, who should I ask for?"

But I do not share and tell. :)

[SPKrazy]

39. Okay...

pheewwww

good thing too

oh shit


:rofl:

[Writer]

41. Wait, what are you trying to say, Southpaw?

Huh? :shrug:

[SPKrazy]

44. Nothing, nothing at all ....

just phewwwww


that's all

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. Hell, I've never seen *me* nekkid

:shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

103. I thought I was the only one

who tried to avoid mirrors when in that particular state. A broken mirror's seven years of bad luck, y'know...

[Oeditpus Rex]

104. And a laughing and pointing one

is a lifetime. :cry:

[reyd reid reed]

109. Oh, quiddit.

:eyes:

[u4ic]

33. zilch

:-(

[SPKrazy]

38. Do Ya Wanna?

I mean

apparently it can happen

just smack that beaver tail around and make it so!

:rofl:

:hi:

[ForrestGump]

46. Probably about 50

We're counting undressed-in-our-imagination here, right? :P

[guitar man]

51. none yet

....but I'm open to the idea, there are some hella fine women here at DU :evilgrin:

[Nicole]

60. You must have missed it.

I sent one to all my fellow okies. :evilgrin:

[guitar man]

67. damn

I was gone from her for a while, missed out :cry:

[Nicole]

72. Don't you just hate when that happens?

Miss a day, miss a lot.

Gone a while, miss a lot plus some more. :rofl:

[guitar man]

75. sure enough

missed out bigtime on that one :(

....but, I had to turn it all off for a while. My outrage was turning into plain old rage and it was becoming unhealthy. Had to step back, take a breath and get a grip,sure glad I did. :)

[KG]

77. more than one. and they were mightily impressed, too.

:hi:

[querelle]

79. Two

And they know who they are............

Q

[NewWaveChick1981]

80. I'm not tellin'...

:evilgrin: :D

[PVnRT]

81. I have CCTV cameras in many of your houses

It's true. Don't bother trying to find them - I'm a professional.

LM, you might want to get that mole checked out. You know the one.

[bicentennial_baby]

82. 8, I think

:D

But only 2 others in person

[La Lioness Priyanka]

85. 3.

[idgiehkt]

115. lol

I read that "but only 2 others in prison".

:rofl:

[Bassic]

83. None.

But there's no surprise about that. :)

[buddhamama]

84. None.

i have slept in bed with a DU'er though we were fully clothed. :)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

87. Zero.

:mad:

[Lyric]

88. Two.

:D

[youthere]

89. Zero.

[Guava Jelly]

90. I'm taking the 5th

But i am always willing to see du nudes.
Yet my pm box remains empty :(
c'mon ladys geeeze :shrug:

[Crazy Dave]

91. I've been sworn to secrecy

:evilgrin:

[izzybeans]

92. umm. zero.

[AllegroRondo]

93. None, and not interested in increasing that number.

[reyd reid reed]

94. ...

one.

[Hugin]

95. Four.

Possibly five...

I need to get out more.

[reyd reid reed]

96. Possibly?

What...you don't remember?

I knew I should've sent them to your other address...

oops.

:blush:









:hide:


:rofl:

[Hugin]

98. I didn't count yours, because you were wearing a hat...

It was MAGNIFICENT! :D

:rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

100. Carmen Miranda

ain't got nothin' on me.

[BarenakedLady]

112. Really now?

verra verra interesting....

[Hugin]

114. Oh, that's it!

Five... Possibly, six!

I must include you due to your screen name!

:D

[bigwillq]

97. 1

:evilgrin:

[Ghost in the Machine]

99. none....

I must be out of the loop....

[bearfan454]

101. None

Does Mrs bearfan count ?

[Left Is Write]

102. Zero.

[plcdude]

105. one

and that is all I am going to say.

[SOteric]

107. Just one.

And y'all are welcome to eat your hearts out. :7 :loveya:

[momophile]

108. one

but I have to give details. my sister, Coloradan4Truth. but not for a long time.

[Radical Activist]

110. 2

edit to add something I forgot: 2 in person, and three others in email pictures/movie.
A third were pictures in her underwear who later claimed she was only being "friendly." heh

[LostinVA]

111. 1.75

[terrya]

113. 1

He looks damned good naked. :-)

[Deja Q]

116. 2. And now for a public service announcement...

If you want to add 1 to your tally, PM me! :rofl:

[Aviation Pro]

117. .00237

slugs/ft²

[Robb]

120. One. And I'm very disappointed

..that it's only one. :D Hop to!

[Poiuyt]

122. Why isn't this a picture thread?

[KitchenWitch]

123. Zero