I swear, Mallard Fillmore is the fucking funniest comic strip ever!

[Rabrrrrrr]

Sweet Jesus, I just about gag myself and get a hernia from laughing every fucking time I read it.

Pure wit! Pure brilliance! Some of the most bitingly spot-on satire I've ever read!

Bloom County? Calvin and Hobbes? Doonesbury? Far Side? Morans.

I mean, check out this side-splitting gem:


http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/mallard.asp?date=20070103


or this wittily topical piece of perfection:

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/mallard.asp?date=20070220


Goddamn, they should make this comic strip illegal or at least come with a warning "Caution: So funny you MIGHT DIE!"

[SmileyBoy]

1. I don't see it.

They won't let me. :cry:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. The link was fucked up - can't link to a picture.

I have a new one up now.

[SmileyBoy]

5. That first one makes no fucking sense at all.

The middle class is the fucking BACKBONE of the Democratic party.

Whoever does that strip needs to look at some voter registration statistics.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. None of 'em make any sense.

He put in a picture of Reagan on President's Day, saying "It's president's day - I can pick my favorite one".

They all suck. It's the unfunniest, worst strip ever. And not just because I disagree with the rightwing politics, but because it's so poorly done. It's not humor, it's just meanness, and quite often, meanness based on lying.

[CTyankee]

3. Thanks for the sarcasm but we know that Mallard Fillmore is right wing garbage

posing as "humor."

It's a joke folks in case you haven't seen this strip. Very unfunny, misleading, totally right wing Repuke stuff and completely false.

don't waste your time.

[Kajsa]

4. It's the ONLY( political) Neocon comic strip in the LA Times

that I know of.

[Robb]

Almost as good as whatever the hell this is

[SmileyBoy]

8. I'm sorry, but I LOLed all over the floor at that one...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Redstone]

6. They actually publish that in a newspaper that people PAY for?

Unfuckinbelievable.

Redstone

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Yeah, it runs in about 400 papers nationwide.

Including my local one.

:puke:

[AlCzervik]

7. laughing so hard i almost peed myself! I get it, democrats are rich and for wasting taxpayers money

:sarcasm:

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. That's right! And the UN is full of hot air!

:rofl:


We need a waving-hand-like-one-is-masturbating-oneself smilie.

[AlCzervik]

14. think Skinner will let us have one?

:o

[Richard Steele]

28. Well, none of times I've posted this one have been deleted (that I know of):

So, I guess it's possible.

[AlCzervik]

32. ***snort****

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Step... away... from... the bong...

Put it down, and back away slowly. Keep your hands where I can see them.

[xmas74]

17. There's a bong

and no one offered me a hit?

Damn you all to hell!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. My dear Rabrrrrrr........

Oh, I hope you're kidding......

I loathe that strip......

I hate even having my eyes graze across it.....

Unfunny, predictable, wrong, wrong, wrong! :puke:

[Initech]

13. It's funny if you've had a full frontal lobotomy in the last couple months.

[Archae]

15. Tinsley thinks up his "humor"

While he's drunk.

(Hey, he's got 2 DUI's already, both in the span of 4 months!)

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. That's right! I'd forgotten about his DUIs!

What a fucking lame ass.

[NoGOPZone]

19. Worst. Strip. Ever.

America the Book did this imitation of Fillmore.



Fillmore is proof freeptards are humorless.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

20. Did you catch the recent series?

It's in the Journal-Sentinel and I read it every day in a "car wreck on the interstate" sort of way. But anyway, he ran a series for an entire week seemingly tying to promote conservative columnist Walter Williams to run for President. I kept imagining Williams himself reading the strip and wondering "Who in the hell is this asswipe?"

[LynneSin]

21. Drunken Asswipe

The guy was busted last Xmas for a DUI. Ironically he ran a strip the next day about Egg Nogg not having alcohol in it

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

22. So was that his alibi?

Honest, Officer, I was just going research!

[denverbill]

25. Haha. That one is funnier than any real ones. n/t

[philosophie_en_rose]

23. As funny as Carlos Menstealia.

Meaning funny to laugh at, but not with.

[mikeytherat]

24. Ah, good 'ol Carlos:

38. Carlos Mencia

Charges: A German-Honduran who pretends to be Mexican so he can engage in jovial slurs about "beaners" and "wetbacks." Repeatedly says "what?" and "no, I'm serious!" during his stand up routines, as if his audience is blown away by his tiresome retreading of age-old ethnic and gender clichés and his bellowing one-note delivery. Imagines himself to be some kind of envelope-pushing genius despite the fact that his entire body of work is a series of variations on the hackneyed "white guys do this, black guys do this" routine that has launched a thousand careers in stand-up mediocrity. What's that you say, Carlos? Asians can't drive? Gee, we've never heard that before. A well-known joke thief, Mencia can't even write his own shitty, hackneyed material.

Exhibit A: Actual name is Ned Holness.

Sentence: Deported to Mexico.

(from buffalobeast.com - 50 Most Loathesome People of 2006)

mikey_the_rat

[Hugin]

26. HAW! HAW! That's some funny shit there...

:eyes:

[Burma Jones]

27. From what I hear, Mallard Fillmore is every bit as hilarious as...

Joel Surnow's “The 1/2 Hour News Show” seen on Faux Newz


I think once they've farted, they're out of material...........

[Goblinmonger]

29. OMG

"regulations requiring people to miss us" I just peed my pants.

[Rabrrrrrr]

30. Yes, he totally nailed the governmental employee's will to largess.

guffaw. snort. chortle.

[trackfan]

31. Thankfully, it's right on the fold in the LA Times,

so when I'm doing the Sudoku (above the fold) and the Crossword (below) I never actually have to see the entire cartoon at once.