I've talked about me enough. Why don't you talk about me now? Tell me about myself.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Inquiring minds are curious and shit.

[taterguy]

1. You're all about love between man and a subway

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. you have similar SAT scores to me.

and you like chinese dim sum

[AirmensMom]

3. You don't like me.

:shrug:

[Arugula Latte]

4. You are fond of the letter "r"

[asthmaticeog]

5. Captivating... like a one-man border skirmish.

[Blue-Jay]

6. Truth: Chicago fondly awaits your next visit.

Mayor Daley has a fucking parade on hold. As an added bonus, I will personally break into your car FOUR TIMES!

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Promise to smash the windshield and shit in the glove compartment?

Otherwise, the trip just ain't worth it.






:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

10. I'll save the glove compartment poop for my last break-in.

THE ARISTOCRATS!

[greatauntoftriplets]

14. Let's make him an honorary citizen of Chicago as well!!!!

Initiation on the Kennedy Expressway at 5 p.m. on a Friday afternoon. Then we take him to the tattoo parlor and have Mare Richard I and Mare Richard II memorialized on his biceps.

[trof]

8. How do I love thee? Let me count the rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.

<hee>

[KitchenWitch]

9. You are intelligent and have a biting wit.

[matcom]

11. your man-love is about to win $150 Million and dump you

so says the magic 8-ball

:rofl:

[Critters2]

12. You've never placed a period where God would place a comma. nt

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. That I hopefully have never done!

I've certainly put some ellipses where God has placed an exclamation point, though.

[MissMillie]

15. Enough about you!

Let me tell you what I think of you!












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