GOPisEvil is here - and I am TIRED!

[Madrone]

His flight was 2 hours late. He landed at 1am - by the time we got home from the airport it was almost 4 am. We got about 2 hours of sleep. BUT - it's all good. It's SO nice to see him again. :)

[Bunny]

1. Well, I'm glad he made it okay.

You two have a great time! :bounce:

[texas1928]

2. Pace yourselves kids....

Let's not pull something.












































*walks away grumbling "damn kids, humping like bunnies."

[GOPisEvil]

3. Save. Me.

Madrone has me tied up in the basement next to the furnace.

Water...running short...

Handcuffs...cutting into wrists, (let alone the typing!!)...

Please hurry!

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. As soon as American Idol is over, and I write a quick prayer for Pres. Bush

at presidentialprayer.com and then write my nightly poem about Jesus on my Thomas Kinkade stationery (which every tells me all my poems are worthy of publication, so I'm going to submit them when I have a full year's worth and then I'll donate all the money to Rick Warren's church!) I'll be right over.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Thank God for the Christian Cavalry

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Onward Christian Soldiers!!

(after, as I said, American Idol is over and I do those few other errands)

[GOPisEvil]

8. I understand. Priorities are priorities.

Even EMS/Police/Fire waits until after Idol.

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

6. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

What did you do? :)

[GOPisEvil]

9. Maybe it's what's being done TO me.

:scared:




:P

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

10. Whoa!

I'm :scared: to find out now. ;)

[GOPisEvil]

11. Maybe secretly...

...I like it. :blush:






:rofl:

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

12. I hope...

you survive it. :rofl:

[Madrone]

13. It's true.

First, I lured him in by greeting him when he got off the plane with a gi-NORMOUS bunch of Valentine balloons, and...




Then I took him out to the car - which was covered with Valentine window clings on all sides.




Then he opened the door ...





:blush:



A small clue that something may be amiss...




Ready to be driven off to meet his fate. He had no idea.




I'M DIABOLICAL.

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

14. I'm so screwn!

:D

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

15. Whoa!

:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:
:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:
:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:
:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:
:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:
:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:


ENJOY YOURSELVES!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. It's a commercial break - QUICK! CODE BROWN YOUR PANTS!

That will lube them up so you can slip through the restraints!

CODE BROWN THEM NOW!!!!!!

[GOPisEvil]

17. What if I've...

...been stripped nekkid?

[Madrone]

18. You know what happens to little boys that soil their panties?

Yes, I said panties. All men restrained in my basement are required to wear panties. It's part of the uniform.

Now, back to my point.

You know what happens to little boys that make doodie in their panties??

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

19. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl: