Newborn Ends Up in Pa. Woman's Pant Leg

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Newborn Ends Up in Pa. Woman's Pant Leg
Friday, February 16, 2007


(02-16) 03:45 PST Connellsville, Pa. (AP) --
A woman gave birth to a boy outside a western Pennsylvania hospital — a delivery that happened so quickly that the newborn wound up in his mother's sweatpants.
"It happened so fast," Rebecca Johnson, 24, told the Daily Courier in Connellsville. "I didn't know what happened until he was in my pant leg."
Johnson had just gotten out of the car at Highlands Hospital in Connellsville and was still in the parking lot when her 5-pound, 15-ounce son, Mason Matthew Parkinson, arrived Wednesday.
An emergency room physician cut the umbilical cord in the parking lot, and doctors attended to Johnson until she could be taken to Uniontown Hospital, which has a maternity unit.
Mason, Johnson's fourth child, was doing well.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/02/15/national/a135153S48.DTL&type=bondage

[MissB]

1. And this is why the Duggar woman wears dresses.

[CottonBear]

2. LOL!

:spank: :rofl:

edit: It's a good thing that she was wearing pants. The little one could have been seriously injured if the mom had been wearing a dress. :scared:

[MonkeyFunk]

7. Now you got me wondering...

how long is the umbilical cord? Would the kid hit the ground, or just sort of dangle like a pinata?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. These young whippersnappers!

Always in a rush!

I'm glad they're ok...

[YDogg]

4. sweet mother o' gawd.

"I didn't know what happened until he was in my pant leg." Sounds like something my spouse said about me once.

[Shakespeare]

5. Sorta brings a whole new dimension to the old "in my pants" joke. n/t

[KamaAina]

6. So I guess we know who wears the pants in THAT family

:-)

[Poll_Blind]

8. My god there are some women I knew who wish their deliveries...

...could have been that easy.

PB