What did the Doctor say?

[Pharaoh]

Thanks to : Elsewheresdaughter



A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him.

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.

[Deja Q]

1. Not quite the same thing as slicing off his wiener, but that works too...

:wow:

[Greybnk48]

2. LOL!!

First good laugh of the day!! Thanks. :rofl: