Do you have a viagra joke?

[caty]

The Cowboy and the Dentist

A cowboy walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines
him, he says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of
Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."

The cowboy grabs the doc's arm, "No way. I hate needles. I'm not having any shot!"

So the dentist says, "Okay, we'll have to go with the gas."
The man replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of
days.
I'm not having gas."
So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water. "Here," he
says,"Take this pill."

"What is it?" asks the cowboy.
The doc replies, "Viagra."
The cowboy looks surprised. "Will that kill the pain?" he asks.
"No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to
while I pull your tooth."


:evilgrin:

[Richard Steele]

1. This is SOOOO gonna get locked. Anyway, here's one:

A man fell asleep on the beach under the midday sun and
suffered a severe sunburn to his legs. He was taken to
the hospital. His skin had turned a bright red and had
started to blister. Anything that touched his legs caused agony.

The doctor prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water
and electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagra. Rather astounded,
the nurse inquired, "What good will Viagra do him in that condition?"

The doctor replied, "It will keep the sheet off of his legs."

[eyepaddle]

2. I didn't think I could laugh at any more viagra jokes

but that one is pretty good! :)

[Richard Steele]

7. Here's a joke from the PRE-viagra era that should fit well in this thread:

Two elderly farmers are shootin the breeze down at the General Store.

One says, "I reckon I'm gonna have to replace that old bull of mine.
All the cows are ready to breed this year, but he just doesn't seem
interested much. Oh well, I guess neither of us are spring chickens
anymore. What are ya gonna do?"

The second farmer says, "Not so fast, don't write the old fella off
just yet. I had the same problem with my old bull just last year, but
Doc Wagner the vet came 'round and mixed up a bottle of medicine for him.
I gave him two sips of that stuff, and ten minutes later he was trying to
bust down the fence to get started with them cows!"

The first farmer says, "Really? Wow, that sounds like some powerful
stuff! What do ya suppose Doc Wagner put in that?"

The second farmer replies, "I don't rightly know. Tasted kinda like licorice."

[itsmesgd]

3. I forget the comedian who said it but...

His father was impotent and starting to lose his memory. He went to the store and saw how much viagra costs per pill, so he decided to pick up some St. Johns Wart instead for his father's memory. At least his dad can remember what it was like to have an erection.

[crim son]

4. Not any more. He dumped me last March.

:)

[Richard Steele]

5. Ba-dum-BUMP!

She's here all week folks- don't forget to tip your waitstaff!

[KitchenWitch]

6. What do you get when you take both Rogaine and Viagra?

Hair like Don King!

[Deja Q]

16. I was going to say "Hairy Palms' next of kin..."

[Roon]

8. An older gentlemen was visting his adult son

He noticed in the medicine shelf that he had a bottle of viagra. The man asked his son, "do you think I could try one of those?" The son said, "sure dad, but they cost 10.00 a pill." No problem replied the father.

The next morning the son found a hundred dollar bill on his breakfast plate. He said, "Dad,that viagra was only 10.00!!". The Father replied, "Oh, that's not from me, that's from your Mother."

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

9. Why is Disneyland like Viagra?

You wait for the ride for two hours and it lasts two minutes......... :)

[TOhioLiberal]

10. Did you know...

...that they've come up with a liquid form of Viagra?






Brings a whole new meaning to the old phrase, 'pour yourself a stiff one.'
:hide:

[Richard Steele]

12. That's actually true. Pepsi-Cola Inc. bought the rights to market that.

They expect it will soon be classed as an over-the-counter drug,
so they're working on a formula to use it in a new 'energy drink'.
They plan to call it "Mount and Do".


(stole yer rimshot smiley! :hide:)

[Richard Steele]

11. ...

An old man in his eighties was putting on his coat.
His wife inquires, "Where are you off to?"

He said, "I'm going to the doctor."

And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"

"No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."

So his wife got up out of her rocker and began putting on her sweater.
He asks, "Where are you going?"

She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."

He said, "Why?"

She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again,
I'm going to need a tetanus shot."

[bigwillq]

13. HA!

:rofl:

[REDKING]

14. Did you hear the one..

about the new viagra you put in your eyes.....you dont get an erection,but you look hard...ooops

[Richard Steele]

15. Oh, that's the worst pun I've heard all week!

Congratulations! Here's yer pie:

[mac56]

17. Did you hear about the robbers who stole a truckful of Viagra?

The police are looking for a couple of hardened criminals.