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Courtesy Flush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 09:12 AM
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They're sprinkling holy water at the office today
We're an accident prone bunch here. Yesterday my supervisor fell and broke her ankle. Of the four administrators here, all have now fallen and been hurt (one is having surgery for her injury today).

It's not the building. Yesterday's incident happened here, but all of the others happened in other locations, though usually while on the job.

We're starting to think we've been hexed. This is a child protection office, and we've removed some kids from people who were about to ritually kill their possessed child. The accidents actually started before that, but the superstitious folks here are pointing to it as a cause.

We're in the southernmost part of Louisiana, and there's a Creole lady in our office (who has also fallen -- with injuries) who has decided to take things into her own hands and sprinkle a little god water around to break the spell.

I'm an atheist, but I'm willing to be blessed, if it will help :)
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 09:19 AM
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1. Saging wouldn't hurt either.
Send someone to your local natural foods store for a sage bundle and walk around the office with it (instructions are included most of the time). Or have that lovely Creole lady do it.
Good Luck!
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zingaro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-13-07 09:31 AM
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2. You know, of all the things I've seen
the weirdest was the result of some Voodoo Priestess stuff.

If a Creole lady wanted to sprinkle a little blessed water around the office I think I'd probably just be thankful. :)
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