You're an X-Man. What is your new nickname and power?

[Generic Brad]

Regretably, my name X-Man name would be Fatso. I have the power to clean out a buffet line.

[BlueStorm]

1. Oh god where to start?

I would like to be the daughter of Storm and the Black Panther. I would have the weather controlling powers of Storm and the feline capabilities of the Black Panther. I guess my nick name would be Storm Cat. (Yes I know not very original)

Another one would be the ability to influence an individual's or group's political persuasion telepathically. I would be called "Democracy"

Another would be able to control the Internet and hack into every system, including the governments of the worlds, in addition to that I would be able to speak and understand every language of the world.
I have no idea what my nickname would be.

Blue

[havocmom]

2. I am Stumble Woman

and my power is sweeping dust bunnies off the floor with my ass, head, shoulder....

I am married to Captain Headlight, who can fend off the light suckers with this:



We have an X-Man dog: Snore Puppy who can make walls heave in and out with his nocturnal noises

Our X-Man cat is Kung-Fu-Kitty. She can run up walls and door frames then push off to fly through the air.

We live in an X-Man hide out cleverly disguised as a house but the basement is filled with all sorts of strange and mystifying devices.

[EstimatedProphet]

3. I will be known as Saywha

I can confuse others with my speech.

Really. I can. I know this because dogs wear purple and snicker under the table

Snork!

[asthmaticeog]

4. I will be Fuckyou.

My middle fingers shoot mace.

[Mojambo]

5. Bile - Master of Bodily Functions. n/t

[ContraBass Black]

6. Subwoofer.

I would cause massive destruction or ecstatic pleasure with by the tone and power of my voice.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. I am RantMan, and my power is the destructive energy of pure rage.

Unfortunately, I'm only helpful when fighting the discourteous and the stupid. If a bad guy is intelligent and otherwise well-mannered, I am powerless against him/her, no matter how much I disagree with their position, because I will know that they have actually reasoned it out and have their own consistent logic.

The discourteous and ignorant, however, get vaporized and erased from the memory of the universe itself.

[keithjx]

8. Simple

I'm Threadkiller, for obvious reasons....
KJ

[sakabatou]

9. Dark'en

The power to make an manipulate gravity.

[MedleyMisty]

12. Sigh

I don't have enough posts to send PMs yet, so I have to do this publically.

OMG Kenshin!!111 I love the show.

And to be on-topic - umm - Librarian! With the ability to pull any book that I want to read right out of the space-time continuum.

And lol at Democracy. :)

[sakabatou]

14. So which Hiten Mitsuruti Ryuu...

is your favorite?

[NNadir]

10. Gas Man.

I can fart through 25 centimeter plates of stainless steel.

[Archae]

16. Howard Stern already did that.

[Chan790]

11. Steve

I have to power to convince people my name is "not Steve"

[Connonym]

13. "Queen of Everything"

and it would be my power too :-D

[Archae]

15. I am...Stein-Man!

Able to be both a total crashing bore, making tons of money and putting people to sleep with my monotone delivery, and pissing off anyone not a total raving fan of Bush and Nixon. :D

[Deja Q]

17. Nickname: Hornytoad. Power? 12.

[philosophie_en_rose]

18. I'm the Clutterer.

With the power to create piles of unnecessary junk in the most inconvenient places. . .

[Broken_Hero]

19. I'm A.C

I have the ability, to cool a room!....:D