Happiness is a warm puppy - Democratic Underground

Ellen Forradalom

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Tue Jan-06-04 10:07 PM
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Happiness is a warm puppy

asleep in your lap.

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Terwilliger

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Tue Jan-06-04 10:10 PM
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1. ...bark bark, woof woof...

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Ellen Forradalom

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Tue Jan-06-04 10:11 PM
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2. Down boy.

Who wants a cookie?

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short bus president

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Tue Jan-06-04 10:11 PM
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3. Misery is

that same puppy wailing and yelping inconsolably at 3am.

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Ellen Forradalom

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Tue Jan-06-04 10:25 PM
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5. Anger is

finding that same puppy chewing up your shoes or pooping on the rug.

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bleedingheart

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Tue Jan-06-04 10:12 PM
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4. I won an art contest in 5th grade for my art piece with the same title!

I drew a picture of my weiner dog...

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Ellen Forradalom

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Tue Jan-06-04 10:28 PM
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6. Now pup's head is on the corner of my laptop

His head is covering the backspace key.

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rumguy

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Tue Jan-06-04 10:41 PM
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8. What kind of pup is this?

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Ellen Forradalom

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Tue Jan-06-04 11:56 PM
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9. A 10-week-old Braque du Bourbonnais.

A French pointing dog.

See pictures at www.ruftnitkennels.com.

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Feanorcurufinwe

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Tue Jan-06-04 10:40 PM
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7. And their tongues are so soft

and such a contrast to those sharp, pointy teeth.

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Lady Freedom

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Tue Jan-06-04 11:58 PM
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10. Happiness is Three St. Barnards sleeping next to you when...

The temp is 11 outside!!!

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Ellen Forradalom

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Wed Jan-07-04 12:05 AM
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11. Mmmm....warm.....fuzzy!

Now those are rescue dogs!

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TXlib

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Wed Jan-07-04 01:14 AM
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12. No, true happiness is a warm pussy

Make of that what you will.

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Ellen Forradalom

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Wed Jan-07-04 02:53 PM
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13. Badda boom badda bing.

:eyes:

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TXlib

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Thu Jan-08-04 03:13 PM
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24. Andrew Dice Clay impression?

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populistmom

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Wed Jan-07-04 04:00 PM
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17. Bad!

:spank:

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TXlib

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Thu Jan-08-04 09:28 AM
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19. Oh, baby! Spank me!

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populistmom

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Thu Jan-08-04 09:35 AM
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21. Like, you wish

More virtual spanks though:

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

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TXlib

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Thu Jan-08-04 09:39 AM
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22. HOO-wah!

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ProfessorGAC

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Wed Jan-07-04 03:26 PM
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14. My Dog Doesn't Fit In My Lap!

Too big! I only outweigh him by about 40 pounds! If he sat on my lap, i might never get up again.
The Professor

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trof

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Wed Jan-07-04 03:41 PM
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15. Puppy breath

Kinda like warm milk and...something.

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baldguy

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Wed Jan-07-04 03:59 PM
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16. When my puppy does that

she cuts off the circulation in my legs!

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ulysses

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Wed Jan-07-04 04:38 PM
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18. oh yes.

Sonya napped in my lap late at night the whole time I was writing my senior essay in college. I still miss that dog.

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Forkboy

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Thu Jan-08-04 09:32 AM
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20. Happiness is a warm puppy

in the oven :evilgrin:

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grannylib

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Thu Jan-08-04 10:00 AM
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23. Happiness is two kitties sleeping on your feet to keep them warm eom

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Lestat de Lioncourt

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Thu Jan-08-04 03:16 PM
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25. Happiness is a warm pussy

cat sleeping in my lap. :D :)

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